Conan O'Brien: I warned you. I warned you both! But you just wouldn't listen!
Jon Stewart: How do you wanna settle this?
Conan O'Brien: I wanna settle this like civilized men, with violence. Violence, ladies and gentlemen!
Stephen Colbert: He attacked both of us, saying that he created both of us. Chuck, do you have that footage?
Jon Stewart: Oh no, you didn't.
Conan O'Brian: (clip) Jon Stewart now claims he created me. Well, tonight I will settle once and for all who created who, alright? Ladies and Gentlemen, behold this photograph, (shows a picture of Conan O'Brian as a doctor, holding Colbert and Stewart as Babies) that proves that I was the doctor who delivered both Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.
Jon Stewart: Do you disagree at times with the judges?
Tim Gunn: Frequently.
Jon Stewart: Because Heidi Klum, when she comes out at you, you're out. (Speaks incoherently with German accent) Immediately I think to myself, we have to leave this land. I and my people have to get our suitcases and we have to get out of this town.
This is Part 1 of a three part crossover between The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, and Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, and Conan O'Brien appeared on all three shows on the same night as part of their "feud" over who created Mike Huckabee as a Presidential candidate.
This show features a special crossover between The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, and Late Night With Conan O'Brien with cameos of the respective shows' hosts purporting to fight each other (Conan vs. Jon and Stephen).
Moment of Zen: Jon Stewart runs outside of the studio to fight with Stephen Colbert and Conan O'Brien.
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