Stephen Colbert: He attacked both of us, saying that he created both of us. Chuck, do you have that footage?
Jon Stewart: Oh no, you didn't.
Conan O'Brian: (clip) Jon Stewart now claims he created me. Well, tonight I will settle once and for all who created who, alright? Ladies and Gentlemen, behold this photograph, (shows a picture of Conan O'Brian as a doctor, holding Colbert and Stewart as Babies) that proves that I was the doctor who delivered both Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.