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Moment of Zen: Hot weather produces a lot of weather metaphors by the media.
Moment of Zen: Michele Bachmann's favorite food is celery and is able to eat a whole stalk without peanut butter.
Moment of Zen: MSNBC's Contessa Brewer challenges Rep. Mo Brooks's qualifications to answer her question on the economy by asking if he has a degree in Economics. He answers by telling her that not only does he have a degree in Economics, but he got High Honors.
Moment of Zen: Guy in jet pack almost knocks over a FOX News reporter.
Moment of Zen: A new Marilyn Monroe statue is unveiled in Chicago and a chubby Asian tourist poses for a picture while pointing up at her underwear.
Moment of Zen: Harry Potter fans ecstatic over the premiere of the final movie.
Moment of Zen: Fox News' Greg Gutfeld reports on Michelle Obama ordering a cheeseburger, fries, and a chocolate shake that's 1500 calories; the equivalent of eating a live raccoon.
Moment of Zen: Republican presidential candidate Tim Pawlenty likes Lady Gaga's voice.
Moment of Zen: CNN pundit saying that the Casey Anthony defense strategy was like a fart in a blizzard, all over the place.
Moment of Zen: Fireworks and mannequins do not mix.
Moment of Zen: Fox News anchor laughs at a story where a man who was arrested was also charged for assaulting the officers by farting in the police car.
Moment of Zen: Fox News contributor Bernie Goldberg says Jon is a racist even though he doesn't believe it.
Moment of Zen: Geese go surfing in Colorado while New York City decides to catch, cook, and serve them to feed the homeless.
Moment of Zen: Senator Lindsey Graham talks about himself in the third person.
Moment of Zen: Geraldo thinks the evidence in the Casey Anthony trial will show she is a "selfish, narcissistic, self-involved slut".
Moment of Zen: Michelle Obama holds a crying baby that stops as soon as Barack Obama picks him up.
Moment of Zen: Bruce Springsteen introduces Clarence "Big Man" Clemons (1942-2011) at a 2002 concert in Barcelona.
Moment of Zen: Montel Williams sells marijuana.
Moment of Zen: Andy Card leaves Anderson Cooper speechless by telling him that Obama should be debating Republican presidential hopefuls.
Moment of Zen: Neil Cavuto says China is a pain in the ass.
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