John Hodgman: We're tired of hiding and apologizing for who we are. For the first time in history, well educated affluent white males are going to have their say.
(audience scattered applause)
Jon Stewart: That is an applause line I did not expect.
Jon Stewart: The first hour of last night's debate was a 60 minute master class in questions that elevate out-of-context remarks and trivial insipid miscues into subjects of national discourse...which is my job! Stop doing my job! That's what I'm here for. I'm the silly man!
Moment of Zen: The crowd boos Charlie Gibson's announcement of a commercial break during the ABC presidential debate.