The Dick Van Dyke Show
CBS (ended 1966)
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Season 5
- Ep 32The Last Chapter6/1/66
Rob finally finishes his autobiography (it took 5 years to write) and gives the book to Laura to read. As Laura reads, we see classic moments from several episodes, including how Rob and Laura met, how Rob almost missed his wedding, and of course the birth of Ritchie. ''''As Laura finishes the book, Rob tells her that although the publisher hated it, Alan Brady has decided to buy it for a TV series!moreless - Ep 31The Gunslinger5/25/66
Rob needs to have a tooth removed, as Jerry removes it Rob dreams that he lives in the old west and needs to save the town from Big Bad Brady. Rob can't seem to remember to bring his guns ( he can't recall where he left them including his gun belt!) Deputy Buddy finally brings them, just as Big Bad Brady and Rob go to battle. We find that Rob needs to practice more (he can't shoot all the bottles on the bar.)''''Rob is about to wake up only to be told by Jerry, that a World War 1 script is needed. Rob asks Jerry to put him under again and take another tooth so Rob can think of what to dream about!moreless - Ep 30Long Night's Journey into Day5/11/66
Rob and Jerry go fishing, leaving a very nervous Laura (who has a cold) home alone with a mynah bird. She's later joined by Millie, who helps her through a terrifying night of ominous noises, strange events, and a mysterious intrusion. - Ep 29Love Thy Other Neighbor5/4/66
When Laura and Rob spend time with their new neighbors, the Staggs, Millie is consumed with jealousy. Can Jerry's love of sound equipment save the day? - Ep 28You Ought to Be in Pictures4/27/66
Much to Laura's dismay, Rob, who cannot act, is cast in a low-budget film with a voluptuous Italian actress who cannot speak English. - Ep 27The Man from My Uncle4/20/66
When government agent Harry Bond decides to use Ritchie's bedroom as a stakeout point for surveilling the home of Mr. Girard, the Petries' next door neighbor, Rob is captivated by the agent's gadgets and law enforcement lingo. - Ep 26Obnoxious, Offensive, Egomaniac, Etc.4/13/66
Laura looks at a script that insults Alan, The gang in a hurry to go to the theater they forget that Alan has the script with the insults in it. So Rob Buddy & Sally try to go in Alan's office to find it. Rob crawls through Alan's office, Laura later finds the key (Rob has no idea that the door is about to open and is hit in the nose by the door.)''''After Rob breaks in to Alan's desk ( forgetting to ask for the key for the desk.) While still in Alan's office Mel forgets to mention the script was delivered to Alan. Mel then has an idea to break in Alan's house! They finally find the script in Alan's hand!moreless - Ep 25A Day in the Life of Alan Brady4/6/66
Jerry and Millie's anniversary party becomes the improbable setting of a documentary about the life of Alan Brady. - Ep 24Talk to the Snail3/23/66
Fearing that his staff is about to be downsized, Rob applies for a new job with a ventriloquist and his obnoxious puppet, an abusive snail named Jelly Bean. - Ep 22Buddy Sorrell, Man and Boy3/2/66
Rob & Sally think Buddy is having an affair but he is getting ready for his bar mitzvah. - Ep 21Dear Sally Rogers2/23/66
Sally really wants a husband she goes on "The Stevie Parsons Show" thinking she has finally found a husband or has she? Stevie asks Rob to help in a stunt where Stevie picks a letter written to Sally, One problem Sally has no idea what will happen!''Wait until Sally finds out who Box 7030 is!moreless - Ep 20Remember the Alimony2/16/66
Rob and Laura leave Anchor Texas to go to Mexico only to find that marriage is hard to do. They soon find out that getting a divorce is easier than they thought (it costs $10 in Mexico!) - Ep 19The Bottom of Mel Cooley's Heart2/9/66
Mel is in trouble for not telling Alan that there was a change in the script. Rob tries to get Mel to stick up for himself, But Mel gets fired. - Ep 18The Curse of the Petrie People2/2/66
Laura is given and accidentally destroys a hideous brooch that tells the story of the Petrie family. Will she be able to reconstruct the pin before her mother-in-law's next visit? - Ep 17The Making of a Councilman1/26/66
Rob reconsiders his decision to run for city council after meeting his ultra-competent opponent, Lincoln Goodheart. - Ep 16I Do Not Choose to Run1/19/66
Rob gives a speech at council meeting that will land him a nomination for city councilman of New Rochelle. - Ep 15Bad Reception in Albany3/9/66
Rob and Laura are attending a wedding in Albany, Rob is asked by Alan to watch a fashion show. He promises to tell Alan what he thought of it. Rob has to hurry to the church to usher a wedding. - Ep 14Who Stole My Watch?1/5/66
Rob is suspicious of his friends and coworkers after his birthday present, an expensive watch, mysteriously disappears. When the real thief is revealed, how will Rob make amends? - Ep 13Fifty-Two, Forty-Five or Work12/29/65
A worried Rob must find means to support his family (Laura is pregnant with Ritchie) when the Alan Brady Show goes on hiatus. - Ep 12You're Under Arrest12/15/65
Rob storms off after fighting with Laura, sleeps through "The Guns of Navarone" at a drive-in movie, and is arrested for assaulting an elderly woman in a bar. - Ep 11See Rob Write, Write Rob, Write12/8/65
After going to the Butcher's Shop to get something for dinner, Laura sees pictures drawn by her butcher's son. Laura wants to write a story to help sell the pictures. Rob doesn't like the idea because he always finshes her stories. - Ep 10Body and Sol11/24/65
Rob tells Buddy and Sally of the time he became the middle weight champion of his Army Camp. - Ep 9Go Tell the Birds and Bees11/17/65
After Ritchie tells his schoolmates an outlandish version of the facts of life, the Petries are called in to see the school psychologist. - Ep 8Viva Petrie11/10/65
Maria (the Petrie's maid) tells Manuel Luis Rodriguez to go to the Petrie's because Maria feels that Rob can find him a job, but the only Manuel can do is be a bullfighter. - Ep 7Odd But True11/3/65
Ritchie discovers that the freckles on Rob's back form the shape of the Liberty Bell. Millie wants to send a pictrue to "Odd But True" (a newspaper column). - Ep 6The Great Petrie Fortune10/27/65
Rob's uncle Hezekiah hints at a family fortune in a posthumous home movie, prompting a feverish hunt for the treasure. - Ep 5Draw Me a Pear10/20/65
Laura talks Rob into going to her art class and he becomes the art teacher's pet. - Ep 4No Rice at My Wedding10/13/65
Rob recalls a time when Laura was a raffle prize and he had to keep Clark Rice from marrying her. - Ep 3The Ugliest Dog in the World10/6/65
Rob tries to write a part for a dog who is going to be on The Alan Brady Show. After the dog's part is cut from the show Rob tries to find a home for the dog, But nobody wants the dog. - Ep 2Uhny Uftz9/29/65
Rob and Buddy are working late, and keep thinking they hear a metallic voice saying "Uhny Uftz"! The explore a supposedly abandoned office somewhere in the building, and find a somewhat 'mad' inventor (complete with a taciturn and vaguely menacing assistant) who has constructed a toy flying saucer. It works quite well, except that, instead of saying "Merry Christmas" as the inventor intended, the saucer only says "Uhny Uftz".moreless - Ep 1Coast-to-Coast Big Mouth09/14/65
A game show host gets Laura to tell a TV audience that Alan Brady is bald! - The Dick Van Dyke Show Revisited5/11/04
In this new installment of The Dick Van Dyke Show Rob is faced with the unusual task of writing a eulogy for Alan Brady along with former writing partner Sally Rogers. Alan wants to make sure that nice things are said at his eulogy.
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Rob learns that he and Sally will get a big raise to entice them to write the eulogy. Rob isn't sure he isn't sure he wants to do it because it is hard to find nice to Alan before he dies.
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Season 4
- Ep 122A Show of Hands
- Ep 32A Farewell to Writing9/22/65
Rob tries to write a novel, but finds that writing comedy is easier. - Ep 31There's No Sale Like Wholesale5/26/65
Rob learns a lesson after letting Buddy buy a coat that is too big for Laura. - Ep 30Br-rooom, Br-rooom5/12/65
Rob has a new motorcycle and takes it for a ride and is later arrested. - Ep 29Baby Fat4/21/65
Alan Brady is going on Broadaway, he asks Rob to add jokes to the play. Rob later wishes he hadn't agreed to help Alan. - Ep 28A Show of Hands4/14/65
Rob & Laura go to banquet to get an award for Alan Brady, but before they go Laura & Rob put their hands in a pot of black ink (Laura was dying a costume Ritchie needs for a play.) - Ep 27100 Terrible Hours5/5/65
Just before Rob meets Alan Brady for the first time he tries to stay awake for 100 hours while doing a radio show.'''' - Ep 26Never Bathe on Saturday3/31/65
Laura and Rob plan to see a play but she gets locked in a bathroom at their hotel. - Ep 25Anthony Stone3/24/65
Rob and Buddy find out that Sally's date is married. - Ep 24Your Home Sweet Home is My Home Sweet Home3/17/65
Rob and Laura may have found their dream house soon they find a rock in the center of the house! - Ep 24Bupkis3/10/65
Rob tries to get the royalites on The Bupkis after signing off on them eariler. - Ep 23Bupkiss3/10/65
- Ep 22Girls Will Be Boys3/3/65
Ritchie comes to his parents for advice on how to get Priscilla Darewell to stop hitting him. Soon Rob and Laura find out that Pricilla loves Ritchie! - Ep 21Young Man With a Shoehorn2/24/65
Rob and Buddy invest in Uncle Lou's shoe store. - Ep 20The Case of the Pillow2/17/65
Rob takes pillow salesman to court after buying pillows that smell like chickens. - Ep 19Boy #1, Boy #22/3/65
Laura & Millie drive Rob crazy when their sons are cast in a commercial. - Ep 18The Redcoats Are Coming2/10/65
Rob offers to hide The Redcoats at his home. - Ep 17Stacey Petrie (2)1/27/65
Stacey meets Julie. Julie opens the letter and finds out who really wrote the letter. (Stacey signed the letter James Garner who is a friend of his but not the actor.)''''Now Laura and Rob must help Stacey get over Julie. - Ep 16Stacey Petrie (1)1/20/65
Sally is asked to help Stacey learn how to date a lady. - Ep 15Brother, Can You Spare $2500?1/6/65
Rob, Buddy, & Sally have just spent 11 hours finishing a script, on his way home Rob thinks he has the script in his hand but all he brings home is a newspaper!
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''Rob remembers later that he left the script at Grand Central Station! - Ep 14The Impractical Joke1/13/65
Rob tells Buddy that he will play a joke on Buddy. When Rob doesn't do it, Buddy's troubles only gets worse as an IRS agent visits him. - Ep 13Stretch Petrie vs. Kid Schenk12/30/64
Neil Schenk comes looking for a job while Rob returns an old favor. - Ep 12The Death of the Party12/9/64
Rob tries to hide the fact he is sick as he helps Laura with a party. - Ep 11Pink Pills and Purple Parents11/25/64
Laura takes some of Millie's pills only to find that they make her drunk. - Ep 10It Wouldn't Hurt Them to Give Us a Raise12/2/64
Rob tries to help get a raise for Buddy and Sally but finds that hard to do after talking with Alan Brady's accountant. - Ep 9Three Letters from One Wife11/18/64
Millie gets a letter campaign together to make sure Rob still has a job. - Ep 8The Alan Brady Show Goes to Jail11/11/64
Rob has to perform at prison, just as he is about to perform Rob is thought to be an inmate of the jail. - Ep 74 1/211/4/64
Via flashback, Rob tells Buddy and Sally the story of how he and Laura met Lyle Delp. - Ep 6Romances, Roses, and Rye Bread10/28/64
Sally thinks she may have found a husband in Bert Monker, She finds out that they are both lonely and may not be right for each other. - Ep 5The Man from Emperor10/21/64
Rob is offered a job at a men's magazine but Laura doesn't like the idea. - Ep 4A Vigilante Ripped My Sports Coat10/14/64
A disagreement over politics almost breaks up a friendship between Rob and Jerry. - Ep 3The Lady and the Babysitter10/7/64
Roger Ritchie's Babysitter has fallen in love with Laura. Roger has trouble telling Laura that he loves her. - Ep 2The Ghost of A. Chantz9/30/64
Rob, Buddy, Laura, and Sally spend the night in a cabin that is haunted. - Ep 1My Mother Can Beat Up My Father9/23/64
Laura has a talent for judo when she defends Rob at a bar, but ends up bruising his ego in the process.
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