Never Name a Duck

Season 2, Episode 1, Aired
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Mel brings a box of toys from last weeks show. Rob takes a baby ducks home and doesn't want to see them because she will fall in love with them. Ritchie names the ducks Oliver and Stanley. Rob takes Stanley to the vet because the duck is sick Ritchie learns that Stanley went back to the lake and met Olivia.''''Rob tells Ritchie that Oliver died because his needs weren't met (like taking him to the lake) Ritchie asks he can bring a wedding gift to Stanley & Olivia.moreless
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      • The opening introduction has Dick Van Dyke coming in the front door and walking around the furniture or tripping and announces the names of the cast and the cast were in the living room.

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      • Sally: Now look, this isn't fair. We're grabbing all the toys and Rob's the only one who's got a kid! Buddy: She's right. Give us the kid. Edit
      • Buddy: Your cat eats plastic fish? Rob and Sally: (in unison) It's a plastic cat! Edit
      • (in the vet's waiting room) Cat Owner Lady: A dog's a dog Rob: and a duck's a duck Cat Owner Lady: and a cat is a person Edit

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      • The ducks' names, Stanley and Oliver, are a tribute to the comedy team of Laurel and Hardy. Dick Van Dyke frequently does an imitation of Stan Laurel in the series, though not in this episode. Edit

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