On The Alan Brady Show stage on live tv - done without the aid of elderberry wine
FEET, by Scout Master Alan
You need feet to stand up straight with.
You need feet to kick your friends.
You need feet to keep your socks on
and to keep your legs from fraying at the ends.
You need feet to stand on tippy-toe
and to dance the hoochiekoo.
Yes, the whole world needs feet for something,
and I need feet to run away from from you.