The Dick Van Dyke Show

Season 3 Episode 27

The Return of Edwin Carp

Aired Unknown Apr 01, 1964 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • On The Alan Brady Show stage on live tv - done without the aid of elderberry wine
      Edwin Carp:
      FEET, by Scout Master Alan

      You need feet to stand up straight with.
      You need feet to kick your friends.
      You need feet to keep your socks on
      and to keep your legs from fraying at the ends.
      You need feet to stand on tippy-toe
      and to dance the hoochiekoo.
      Yes, the whole world needs feet for something,
      and I need feet to run away from from you.