Rexford Spaulding: Do you know what we call a cross between a Schnauzer and a poodle?
Rob: No, what?
Rocky Spaulding: (Rex's wife cuts in) A Shnoodle!
(Both Rex and Rocky laugh riotously)
Rexford Spaulding: I, myself am a FREEK!
Rob: A W-w-what!?
Rexford Spaulding: A FREEK, one half French, the other Greek......FREEK!