Sid: "I wish I had a thousand customers like you"
Sid: "Yeah, I got two thousand!"
Rob: (nervously trying to fit a sexy woman) "How's that?"
Sexy Woman: "I don't know, you've got it on the wrong foot!"
Rob: "Oh, my gosh!" (nervously fumbles with her shoes)
"Lady, I can't serve you, I'm a married man!"
The episode title is taken from the 1938 novel by Dorothy Baker Young Man with a Horn. It was made into a 1950 movie directed by Michael Curtiz and starring Kirk Douglas.