Deedee: Knock knock.
Mudge: Who's there?
Mudge: Snow who?
Deedee: Snow-body but me.
Mudge: (groaning) Uhhhhhh.
Deedee: Get it? (It)'s nobody but me.
Mudge: Now that's just silly. Goodbye.
Deedee: (laughs) I'm so funny.
Deedee: I'm Deedee Doodle.
Rooney: I'm Rooney Doodle.
Moe: I'm Moe Doodle.
Doodlebops: And we're the Doodlebops.
Mudge: The polka-dot socks?
Kid: No, the Doodlebops.
Mudge: The smelly green socks?
Kids: No, the Doodlebops!
Mudge: If you say so. (sniffs a sock)
(After the Doodlebops sing their song of the day.)
Deedee: So how do you feel about puppies now, Mudge?
Mudge: Beh. About the same. The tune was kind of catchy.
(Deedee shows a dog to Mudge.)
Deedee: Look who came to visit. Isn't he cute?
Mudge: Get that beast away from me.
Rooney: Oh he just came to say hello
Mudge: If you want to say hello, shake hands, say "Hi." You don't go around slobbering on everyone.