The Drew Carey Show

Season 9 Episode 22

Assault with a Lovely Weapon

Aired Wednesday 9:00 PM Aug 25, 2004 on ABC
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Episode Summary

Assault with a Lovely Weapon
Drew lies to Kellie about going out to a strip club, but the whole thing may come out after an injured Lewis decides to sue one of the dancers.

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    Drew Carey

    Drew Carey

    Drew Allison Carey

    Diedrich Bader

    Diedrich Bader

    Oswald Lee Harvey

    Ryan Stiles

    Ryan Stiles

    Lewis Kiniski

    Kathy Kinney

    Kathy Kinney

    Mimi Bobeck Carey (episode 2+)

    Cynthia Watros

    Cynthia Watros

    Kellie Newmark (2002-2004)

    Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


    • TRIVIA (1)

    • QUOTES (7)

      • Arbitrator: Lewis, I award you damages for your medical bills. However, I see that you are a janitor. So I can't give you $4 million in lost wages.
        Lewis: What!?

      • (Kellie is reminded in court that she is under oath)
        Kellie: (Kellie directs her attention to Drew, pointing out how he lied to her) I don't need to be threatened by jail to tell the truth.

      • (Lewis makes Drew testify for him in court, which forces Drew to tell Kellie about going to a strip club)
        Drew: (speaking to Lewis) But thanks to you, I have to tell the girl I love the truth. Thanks...a...lot!

      • (Drew suggest Lewis sell some of his household items to pay his medical bills)
        Drew: Why don't you sell your mannequins?
        Lewis: They're missing heads. They aren't worth anything anymore.

      • (Drew sees Mimi playing with her new band)
        Drew: Hey, haven't seen you guys in a while. Not since that Star Wars cantina scene.

      • (Lewis walks into the Warsaw and sighs loudly behind Drew and Oswald, who don't hear him. He tries again)
        Oswald: Hey, man what's the matter?
        Drew: Are you okay?
        Lewis: I think me and Sherri are through.
        Oswald: Why? It was going so well. Didn't you just go to her parents' house for dinner?
        Lewis: Yeah, I know. I knew there was a problem when she said to her father: "Look, if you don't buy me a car, then I'll marry this guy."

      • (Kellie is impressed with Mimi's desire to learn to play bass)
        Oswald: Oh, so it's okay for women to play bass, but not strip. Where's the line, huh, where's the line!?

    • NOTES (2)

    • ALLUSIONS (0)