The Drew Carey Show

Season 5 Episode 24

Beer Ball

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Aired Wednesday 9:00 PM May 03, 2000 on ABC

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    • Steve: I'm not trying to welch out on the bet, but I don't remember making you eat dog food.
      Drew: Shut up, it makes it's own gravy.

    • Mimi:(From behind Drew) Come on Steve, strike him out quick! I'm staring at ten pounds of ugly in a five pound sack.

    • Mr. Wick: Oh good lord Carey, I think you just stubbled upon the recipe for SUCK!

    • Mr. Wick: For godsake pull yourselves together! You're vomiting on the field, peeing on yourselves...God I miss drinking.

    • Oswald: Wow, your team really sucks... Is that a guy with a hunchback?
      Drew: That's a woman.
      Lewis: Give me a night and a bottle of wine, I'll straighten out that spine.

    • (after losing the bet of who has the better softball team to Drew, Steve has to eat dog food)
      Steve: I think I'm going to be sick.
      Drew: You put your tongue in Mimi's mouth and this is what makes you sick?

    • (Drew's softball team is doing poorly)
      Drew: (Drew notices Kate, who's relaxing on a lawn chair) Kate, what the hell are you doing? You're supposed to be standing at first base!
      Kate: If somebody on this team actually gets to first base, I'll stand there naked.

    • (Steve and Drew make plans for "Beer Ball")
      Mr. Wick: Wait a minute! This is my team, and I don't want my players--especially the women--getting all hot, sweaty and drunk. Oh, wait a minute--yes, I do. I'm off to buy a van with tinted windows!

    • (After losing a bet, Steve has to eat dog food.)
      Steve: I think I'm going to be sick.
      Drew: You put your tongue in Mimi's mouth and this is what makes you sick?

    • Mimi: I protect home plate like a Mormon girl on prom night.
      Drew: If Mormon girls looked like you, they wouldn't need protection.

    • Steve: Bro, I wanted to tell you something for a long time...I play for the other team.
      Lewis: I knew it, he's gay.
      Steve: No, I mean the other softball team. And, if you think I'm gay, well...talk to the hand.
      (Steve sticks out his hand)
      Lewis (to Steve's hand): Oh, hello.

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • Drew: That WAS Pete Rose selling shoes!

      Pete Rose is a former professional baseball player, currently serving a lifetime ban for gambling.

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