Lewis: Hey, Drew. I got this new perfume from Drug-Co. You might want to try it out on your date.
Drew: No, it's okay...
(Lewis sprays him with it.)
Drew: Damn it! Hey, that actually smells pretty good.
Lewis: I know. (Under his breath) I'm sure you won't be in the three percent.
Drew: What three percent?
Lewis: Well, three percent of the test monkeys at DrugCo tried to eat their own genitals.
Drew: Any NEGATIVE side effects?