Tom: Now, I don't have to tell you people these are hard times. This store is on the brink of collapse.
Tom: Oh, oops, I'm sorry that's next week at Barney's. But this store isn't out of the woods either. Your board of directors has to choose between downsizing--
Tom: Oh, stop it!
Lisa: Your mom thought I was a guy. I wouldn't feel so bad, but it's not the first time this has happened to me.
Drew: I want this promotion more than ever.
Lewis: More than pubic hair when you were twelve?
Drew: Yeah, like I used that for the next eight years.
Oswald: What's it for anyway?
Jay: It's like the lettuce on the fruit plate. It's just for presentation.
This episode is the first "appearance" of Drew's mother (heard over a phone; her actress is uncredited). In later seasons, she is portrayed by Marion Ross.