The Drew Carey Show

Season 5 Episode 5

Drew's Physical

Aired Wednesday 9:00 PM Oct 20, 1999 on ABC



  • Trivia

    • When Lewis is sitting on Drew's chair, he has a container of ice cream in his crotch, but when Kate comes in, and Lewis jumps out of the chair, the container amazingly jumps to the coffee table

    • Drew is afraid of doctors in this episode, but he claims to have had a complete physical in "Drew vs. Billboard."

  • Quotes

    • Drew: Hey, what were you doing upstairs?
      Oswald: I was using your blow dryer to defrost my crotch.
      Drew: Well, you just bought yourself a blow dryer mister!

    • Drew (After sliding out of his chair): Somebody put vaseline on my seat!
      Mimi: I hope you sent him flowers.

    • Drew: If I didn't run away from my fears, I wouldn't get any exercise, now would I?

    • Mimi: Laws, laws, laws! You can't fire the crazy people. You can't spank other people's kids even though they deserve it. Land of the free, my ass!

    • (Lewis is keeping the ice cream on his crotch like Oswald was doing when Kate walks in the door)
      Kate: What are you doing?
      Lewis: Not freezing my penis, that's for sure.

    • Oswald: Cool! I've had the ice cream in my lap so long, it's frozen my crotch!
      Lewis: You better find some way to defrost it before you do permanent damage, you idiot.
      Oswald: Yeah, well, maybe I'm gonna keep it frozen so mine stays young and smooth, while yours gets old and wrinkly!

    • Lewis: Mi prostate es su prostate.

    • Kate: I don't believe this. You're taking advice from Oswald, the man who swallowed a sponge to soak up beer so he wouldn't get drunk.
      Oswald: Did I get drunk?
      Kate: We had to take you to the hospital. You were legally dead for two minutes!
      Oswald: Did I get drunk?

    • (While Lewis is taking Drew's physical)
      Drew: You know, I really gotta thank Lewis for doing this for me. Do you think they make a card that says, "Thanks for letting a stranger sift through your bowels for me"?
      Kate: Hey, if you guys actually get away with this, I'm sending Lewis to my gynecologist.
      Drew: Uh, it's a long story, but it wouldn't be his first time.

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