Drew Carey |
Drew Allison Carey |
Christa Miller-Lawrence |
Kate O'Brien |
Diedrich Bader |
Oswald Lee Harvey |
Ryan Stiles |
Lewis Kiniski |
Kathy Kinney |
Mimi Bobeck |
Craig Ferguson |
Nigel Algernon Wick |
Bo Derek |
Herself |
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Stephen Lee |
Donald |
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The Impromptones |
Themselves |
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(Lewis sees Oswald tied to the bed, naked.)
Lewis: Oh my God, Oswald. They've landed! Did they probe you?
Oswald: Well...
(Lewis runs to the window, opens it and yells out the window.)
Lewis: Damn you!
Lewis: Never seen me with a girl, huh? Well, I'll show 'em all tonight.
Oswald: So, who are you taking?
Lewis: Oh, let's just say we all had a crush on her in high school. See ya.
(Lewis leaves.)
Drew: He bought his mom a wig?
Oswald: That's my guess.
Donald (on stage): Let's go in another direction. The guy whose picture we forgot to put in the yearbook.
Oswald: Hey, they're talking about you, Drew.
Drew: Oh, I hate that guy. You know how he treated me all through high school. Like I'm the only one who got an erection during the "Pledge of Allegiance."
Drew (while dancing with Kate): Marv!
Kate: What?
Drew: That's the name of the dead kid from high school. I've been trying to remember it all night long.
Kate: Shut up and dance.
Drew: Lewis, how can you be so calm at a time like this?
Lewis: I don't know. Maybe it's because I'm bringing a date!
Oswald: Wait a minute. I thought we all agreed to go stag and hit on lesbians who couldn't cut it.
Drew (offering Patrick advice about Kate): Don't wait twenty years to do anything about it. Don't spend twenty years comparing her to every woman you go out with because you're too gutless to go for the one you should have. 'Cause believe me, you won't be very happy about it.
Patrick: Gee Drew, it sounds like you want to be more than friends.
Drew: Well, yeah. If I thought I had any chance with her, I'd get down on my knees and ask her to marry me right now. But that's never going to happen. I'm not rich like you. I'm not handsome. I've only loved her my whole life.
Kate: Oswald, what do you think?
Oswald: On the Oswald Harvey fashion scale, I give you...a six.
Kate: A six?!
Drew: That's great. It only goes up to six.
Oswald: And it starts at three!
Kate: Hi, you might not remember me, but in high school, I was attracted to fast guys. But now I like MONEY.
The Impromptones (singing): You never talked to us in High School / Why should we give a damn now? (pause) BITCH!
("Baby, I Love Your Way" plays)
Kate: Do you remember this song?
Drew: I used to pick up chairs to this song.
Jeff Davis, from Drew and Ryan's other show, Whose Line Is It Anyway? was a member of the Impromptones at the time of this episode. Davis doesn't appear in this episode, however. Oswald takes his place.
The end of this episode spoofs the 1976 movie, "Carrie," where a bunch of teenagers fool a girl and cover her in pig blood. Drew even mentions "never ever pick on people named Carey (Carrie)."
Oswald and his quartet perform Devo's "Whip It."
Drew and Kate dance to "Baby I Love Your Way" by Peter Frampton.
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S 1 : Ep 22
Aired 5/8/96 (23:00)
S 1 : Ep 21
Aired 5/1/96 (22:00)
S 1 : Ep 20
Aired 2/27/96 (23:00)
S 1 : Ep 19
Aired 2/21/96 (23:00)
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