Drew Carey |
Drew Allison Carey |
Christa Miller-Lawrence |
Kate O'Brien |
Diedrich Bader |
Oswald Lee Harvey |
Ryan Stiles |
Lewis Kiniski |
Kathy Kinney |
Mimi Bobeck |
Craig Ferguson |
Nigel Algernon Wick |
Pauley Perrette |
Darcy |
Guest Star |
Gregory Jbara |
Ron |
Guest Star |
Wendle Josepher |
Helen |
Guest Star |
Joe Walsh |
Ed |
Recurring Role |
Kelly Perine |
Chuck |
Recurring Role |
Ian Gomez |
Larry Almada |
Recurring Role |
(Drew dyes his hair blonde.)
Chuck: I'm not gay, Carey. But even if I was, I wouldn't look as gay as you.
(Oswald and Lewis dye their hair blonde.)
Drew: Oh my God! We look like Hanson in 30 years.
Lewis: Come on, Drew. Wouldn't it be cool to have lookalike backup singers?
Drew: Have you guys taken a good look at yourselves?
Oswald: No, we just did it in the car outside. Why?
(They look at each other.)
Lewis: Oh...sorry, Drew.
Ed: And the trend was pronounced dead at exactly 9:05.
(Planning drug testing)
Mr. Wick: Carey, I want your pee on my desk tomorrow morning!
Drew: Oh, it'll be on your desk all right.
Mr. Wick: In a cup.
Drew: Oh, it'll be in a cup all right.
Mr. Wick: Not my coffee cup.
Drew: Oh, it won't be in your coffee cup.
Mr. Wick (pause): What do you mean by that?
Drew: I don't know. I just like talking this way because it makes you nervous.
(Dogs bark)
Mr. Wick: Mimi! Carey! Stop your yapping!
Larry: I was beautiful with hair, Carey. Back then, there wasn't a whore in town who'd charge me full price.
Drew (to Mimi, about she and Ron): If you're his hot stuff on the side, what does he have chained up at home?
Mimi: It's not like I'm the kind of woman that NEEDS to date married guys. God knows I got single guys throwing themselves at me.
Drew: You mean when they run out of bullets and they've already thrown the gun?
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Tuesday
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Wednesday
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Thursday
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S 1 : Ep 22
Aired 5/8/96 (23:00)
S 1 : Ep 21
Aired 5/1/96 (22:00)
S 1 : Ep 20
Aired 2/27/96 (23:00)
S 1 : Ep 19
Aired 2/21/96 (23:00)
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