The Drew Carey Show

Season 5 Episode 23

Kate vs. Speedy

Aired Daily 9:00 PM Apr 26, 2000 on ABC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Lewis: I can't believe that this is how we have to find out that your penis is healed. I call you every time something good happens to my penis.
      Drew: Is that why you haven't called me in the past couple of years?

    • Lewis: You know, Drew, down at DrugCo we have a pet psychiatrist. She's really good. We had this monkey who used to take off his pants and jump around every time a woman didn't wear a bra to work, and you know what, after only two weeks, she cured me. (embarrassed laugh) I mean the monkey! Crazy monkey! Crazy...lonely...monkey.

    • Mimi (to Steve): It's 7:00. My vaginal pH is optimum!
      Drew: Did you just hear a breeze? 'Cause every opening in my body just closed!

    • Kate: Drew, Speedy just growled at me.
      Drew: What? That can't be. This is the friendliest dog in the world. He even licked the face of the doctor that shaved off his clackers.

    • (Drew is forced to put Speedy outside)
      Drew: Hey, don't growl at me. I don't have any clackers either.

  • Notes

    • The closing credits feature a scene where the rest of the cast applaud Ryan Stiles for directing this episode.

  • Allusions

    • Drew: He thinks Ally McBeal's a bone!

      Speedy's favorite TV show is Ally McBeal.

    • Drew: So, every time I leave the room, Speedy does something he wouldn't do when I was in the room. Did he go like this? "Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal!"

      This is a reference to the Warner Bros. character, Michigan J. Frog.