Lewis: I can't believe that this is how we have to find out that your penis is healed. I call you every time something good happens to my penis.
Drew: Is that why you haven't called me in the past couple of years?
Lewis: You know, Drew, down at DrugCo we have a pet psychiatrist. She's really good. We had this monkey who used to take off his pants and jump around every time a woman didn't wear a bra to work, and you know what, after only two weeks, she cured me. (embarrassed laugh) I mean the monkey! Crazy monkey! Crazy...lonely...monkey.
Mimi (to Steve): It's 7:00. My vaginal pH is optimum!
Drew: Did you just hear a breeze? 'Cause every opening in my body just closed!
Kate: Drew, Speedy just growled at me.
Drew: What? That can't be. This is the friendliest dog in the world. He even licked the face of the doctor that shaved off his clackers.
(Drew is forced to put Speedy outside)
Drew: Hey, don't growl at me. I don't have any clackers either.
The closing credits feature a scene where the rest of the cast applaud Ryan Stiles for directing this episode.
Drew: He thinks Ally McBeal's a bone!
Speedy's favorite TV show is Ally McBeal.
Drew: So, every time I leave the room, Speedy does something he wouldn't do when I was in the room. Did he go like this? "Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal!"
This is a reference to the Warner Bros. character, Michigan J. Frog.