The Drew Carey Show

Season 5 Episode 15

Mimi Moves In

Aired Daily 9:00 PM Feb 02, 2000 on ABC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • (Lewis takes his numbing pill as he drinks a beer)
      Lewis: Well, here's to finally having a sex life...Again!
      (Oswald looks at him strangely as he takes a drink)
      Lewis: Heh. It's just like riding a bike, right?
      Oswald: Oh, sure.
      Drew: Hey, you know for the first couple times you might want to have your dad hold on to you so you don't fall off.

    • (Kate asks Lewis about his sexual relationship with Leslie)
      Lewis: Hey, hey, hey! A gentleman does not discuss intimate details. (Lewis's beeper goes off and he looks at his watch) Oh! Time to take the pill that numbs my genitals so I can last longer.
      Oswald: Why would you want to do that? Every woman I've been with wants it to go fast.

    • (Kate, Oswald, and Drew watch as Lewis makes out with Leslie)
      Kate: (speaking to Lewis) Looks like things are heating up with Leslie. Could it be time to put another notch in the bedpost?
      Drew: Yeah, it would be nice to have something to match the other one.

    • (Steve, Mimi, Kate, Oswald, and Drew are looking at brochures for mobile trailers)
      Steve: Look at this one, honey. This trailer, its got two bedrooms, a full bath, and a breakfast nook. I want to rent this one.
      Drew: Pretty big trailer. But are you sure Mimi can pull it?
      Mimi: Well maybe you can give me some tips, because you haul your ass out of bed every morning.

    • Drew (about Mimi): I can't take it anymore. She's either in my home, or at my work. I watch Unsolved Mysteries. People disappear all the time. Why can't she?

    • Mimi: I'm doing the laundry. Up next are my dainties.
      Drew: And never up again is my penis.

    • Drew (reacting to Mimi's decorations in his yard): Oh my God! All I need is a three-legged dog and I'm officially white trash.

    • (Steve and Mimi moved their trailer into Drew's backyard.)
      Drew: I couldn't sleep last night. The rocking trailer kept me up.
      Steve: Oh, sorry.
      Drew: And then, the screaming started.
      Steve: What was that?
      Drew: That was me, when I realized what was going on in the trailer!

    • Mimi: Turns out getting fired was the best thing that ever happened to me.
      Drew: MM-MM! Testify!

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • After Mimi is fired, Drew cartwheels through the office while listening to "Ding-Dong, The Witch Is Dead" from The Wizard of Oz.