Oswald: The Warsaw's closing. They found rats.
Lewis: Dear sweet Mother of God!
Drew: What's wrong?
Lewis (pause): Nothing. Why does something have to be wrong every time I say "dear, sweet Mother of God?"
Drew: So, the moral of the story is, you're dumber than mice.
Lewis: A-HEM! Rats.
Drew: A-HEM! It doesn't matter.
Kate: I'm not the one working him to the bone.
Drew (pause): You sure you want to use that expression, Kate? 'Cause I could hit this one outta the park!
Drew: If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, chances are you dated it and it ended badly.
Kate: Well, if it walks like a girl and talks like a girl, chances are you asked her out and she said NO.
Drew: At least they know HOW to say no!
Kate: Yeah, like you say no to a donut!
The Disciplinarian: This beer kicked my ass!
Paul Levesque was also known as WWF superstar Triple-H.