(Mimi and Drew prepare to draw, just like the old West)
Mimi: This store ain't big enough for the two of us, pig.
(the two spray each other with Silly String)
(Rush Limbaugh convinces Mrs. Louder to rehire Kate)
Rush: If Clinton deserves a second chance, then she does.
(after Mimi watches Drew spray Kate with Silly String)
Mimi: No flames, no screaming, no blood. Where's the comedy?
(After Mimi hangs up on Mr.Wick's mom rudely)
Mr.Wick:Mimi, I may be power mad, I maybe a corporate weasel, I may even be a sleezebag, but I am first and foremost a momma's boy. You never ever insult the momma of a momma's boy.
Mimi:Oh crap, I went too far? Ok, well just give the job and I'll be on my way.
Mr.Wick:I'm not gonna give you anything!
(walks toward his office, stops, and turns around)
I take that back. I'm giving you a countersuit for defamation of my character. I'll battle you to the day I die, and after that I'll see you in hell. YOU'LL KNOW ME! I'LL BE THE ONE STANDING THERE WITH MY MOMMY!
(slam the door behind him as he enters his office)
(Guessing the topic of a talk show with a cloth covering the lower half of the screen.)
Oswald: Looks like a mother and daughter, they're yelling at a guy. I'd say the topic is "Mama, Stay Away From My Man."
Drew: Then how come he has a swastika tattooed on his forehead? It's "He's Ain't Heavy, He's My Nazi Brother."
Lewis: You poor, simple working folk. As anyone can see, that's not a swastika tattoo, that's the beginning of a third eye; that's not a mother and daughter, that's Sigourney Weaver and Paul Simon; and this isn't water I'm drinking, it's vodka, which means I'm not charming and witty, I'm drunk and obnoxious.
Oswald: Okay, Tim, pull the cloth.
(The cloth is pulled.)
Nicki: We were all wrong. It's "A Mouseketeer Reunion."
Mimi: Crap. I think I just screwed myself big time.
Drew: Really? Was it as bad for you as it was for you?
Kate: Poise and culture? I got craploads of poise and culture!