The Drew Carey Show

Season 3 Episode 16

The Salon

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Aired Wednesday 9:00 PM Feb 04, 1998 on ABC

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    • (Mimi and Drew prepare to draw, just like the old West)
      Mimi: This store ain't big enough for the two of us, pig.
      (the two spray each other with Silly String)

    • (Rush Limbaugh convinces Mrs. Louder to rehire Kate)
      Rush: If Clinton deserves a second chance, then she does.

    • (after Mimi watches Drew spray Kate with Silly String)
      Mimi: No flames, no screaming, no blood. Where's the comedy?

    • (After Mimi hangs up on Mr.Wick's mom rudely)
      Mr.Wick:Mimi, I may be power mad, I maybe a corporate weasel, I may even be a sleezebag, but I am first and foremost a momma's boy. You never ever insult the momma of a momma's boy.
      Mimi:Oh crap, I went too far? Ok, well just give the job and I'll be on my way.
      Mr.Wick:I'm not gonna give you anything!
      (walks toward his office, stops, and turns around)
      I take that back. I'm giving you a countersuit for defamation of my character. I'll battle you to the day I die, and after that I'll see you in hell. YOU'LL KNOW ME! I'LL BE THE ONE STANDING THERE WITH MY MOMMY!
      (slam the door behind him as he enters his office)

    • (Guessing the topic of a talk show with a cloth covering the lower half of the screen.)
      Oswald: Looks like a mother and daughter, they're yelling at a guy. I'd say the topic is "Mama, Stay Away From My Man."
      Drew: Then how come he has a swastika tattooed on his forehead? It's "He's Ain't Heavy, He's My Nazi Brother."
      Lewis: You poor, simple working folk. As anyone can see, that's not a swastika tattoo, that's the beginning of a third eye; that's not a mother and daughter, that's Sigourney Weaver and Paul Simon; and this isn't water I'm drinking, it's vodka, which means I'm not charming and witty, I'm drunk and obnoxious.
      Oswald: Okay, Tim, pull the cloth.
      (The cloth is pulled.)
      Nicki: We were all wrong. It's "A Mouseketeer Reunion."

    • Mimi: Crap. I think I just screwed myself big time.
      Drew: Really? Was it as bad for you as it was for you?

    • Kate: Poise and culture? I got craploads of poise and culture!

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