(Guessing the topic of a talk show with a cloth covering the lower half of the screen.)
Oswald: Looks like a mother and daughter, they're yelling at a guy. I'd say the topic is "Mama, Stay Away From My Man."
Drew: Then how come he has a swastika tattooed on his forehead? It's "He's Ain't Heavy, He's My Nazi Brother."
Lewis: You poor, simple working folk. As anyone can see, that's not a swastika tattoo, that's the beginning of a third eye; that's not a mother and daughter, that's Sigourney Weaver and Paul Simon; and this isn't water I'm drinking, it's vodka, which means I'm not charming and witty, I'm drunk and obnoxious.
Oswald: Okay, Tim, pull the cloth.
(The cloth is pulled.)
Nicki: We were all wrong. It's "A Mouseketeer Reunion."