The Drew Carey Show

Season 3 Episode 16

The Salon

Aired Wednesday 9:00 PM Feb 04, 1998 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • (Guessing the topic of a talk show with a cloth covering the lower half of the screen.)
      Oswald: Looks like a mother and daughter, they're yelling at a guy. I'd say the topic is "Mama, Stay Away From My Man."
      Drew: Then how come he has a swastika tattooed on his forehead? It's "He's Ain't Heavy, He's My Nazi Brother."
      Lewis: You poor, simple working folk. As anyone can see, that's not a swastika tattoo, that's the beginning of a third eye; that's not a mother and daughter, that's Sigourney Weaver and Paul Simon; and this isn't water I'm drinking, it's vodka, which means I'm not charming and witty, I'm drunk and obnoxious.
      Oswald: Okay, Tim, pull the cloth.
      (The cloth is pulled.)
      Nicki: We were all wrong. It's "A Mouseketeer Reunion."

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