Kellie: You're going out with her?
Drew: Yeah, isn't she great?
Kellie: Yeah, she's super, super great. But I think I need to tell you something. She just hit on me!
Drew: What do you mean? She likes women, too?
Kellie: I'm sorry, Drew.
Drew: Sorry? I just got a date with a hot bisexual minister's daughter. I don't care how God makes me pay for this; I say, "Send me the bill!"
Craig Ferguson does not appear in this episode.
Theme: "Moon Over Parma" by The Cleveland Pops Orchestra
Originally scheduled to air February 14, 2003. Also scheduled to air March 7, 2003.