(Mimi tells Drew how to avoid his zoning problem in exchange for her telling him what's stinking up his car and how to fix it)
Drew: Hey wait a minute! What's stinking up my car?
Bonnie: It's illegal to give a bribe and it's just plain insulting to give a crappy one!
Drew: There's a petition there signed by over 300 people. You can't ignore that.
L. Kemp: I can in a neighborhood of 15,000. Especially when on the first page I see the names of a dozen dead Cleveland Indians baseball players...and the cast of Gilligan's Island.
Drew: I lost my brewery, I lost my house, my woman left me...All I got left is my beer and my crippled dog. (pause) Hey, if I could get that to rhyme, I'd have a country song!
Craig Ferguson does not appear in this episode.