Brooks: Bumps didn't come home last night.
Sheree: Oh, dear.
Brooks: I called the Ad Lib Club, and they said he started coughing in the middle of his act, left the stage to get a drink of water, and never came back. I've been up all night.
Skip: You think maybe you should call the police?
Brooks: Do you realize how foolish it sounds to call the police and tell them my 34-year-old son didn't come home all night?
Skip: Doesn't sound foolish to me.
Brooks: It did to the police.