In the pilot the case welcomes the audiences to the show but as would be the usual gag for the show where the cast would die on the set, the cast members are killed off when the set falls on them. A cartoon by Bill Plympton is shown. In the first skit, Jennifer Aniston plays a girl trying to get the attention of a man using a special shoe pump. The next skit would be the first 'right this minute" jokes this time involving Michael Dukakis, Liberace, and "Armed Family". The next joke would be on a Mariah Carey video. Aniston and Brown would then play the girlfriends of a couple of rockers.
The next joke would be a parody of Cops called "The Exterminators". In the next segment, a network executive would introduce the "Instacom" remote, in which the audiences displays their dislike for a show by shocking the actors involved. The next skit would be a parody of Designing Women, another Bill Plympton cartoon and a segment involving pets that turn into killers.