The Elephant Princess Season 1 Episode 2

Zoey: (To Kuru) Why are you groping my sister?!

Kuru: Desire is at the heart of all things magic. You need to embrace the desire and the magic will come.
Alex: You're just bluffing, aren't you?
Kuru: Pretty much, yes.

Mr.Henderson: Who are you people?
kuru: This is Princess Liliuokalani Parasha Khaled Persphone Amanirenas, heir to the throne of Manjipoor. Kindly bow when you address her. She is a little upset this morning because she found out she was adopted, her real mother being the Queen. And during the emotional turmoil that followed she unwittingly called up her magical powers and altered her very reality. In fact I regret to inform you that you do not even exist.

Alex: Boot up your magic and get me out of here.
Kuru: Actually, Anala is the only one who can travel between the two worlds.
Alex: So you're completely useless.
Kuru: Have you been talking to people in Majipoor...?

J.B.: (mocking Alex and Amanda) Oh my God! Marcus is such a hunk! He's so manly and strong! (notices Marcus standing behind him) Hey man, I didn't mean to...
Marcus: No, no it's ok, dude. I actually have a cousin that's wired that way.
J.B.: No, no but I-
Marcus: But just so we're clear, you're not really my type.

(Elephant noises)
Zoey: That was definitely and elephant.
Alex:That's just silly, why would there be an elephant...I'm just gonna go.