Ellen (about cooking in a crock pot): That's easy, and I wouldn't call that cooking (audience laughs), and I'm not slamming you but, if you put something in a pot and just leave it all day long, it's more of a magic trick. So do you cook other things?
Reese Witherspoon: Y'know, usually anything in a box is good. Bisquick, or Stovetop Stuffing.
Ellen: Again, not really cooking. (audience laughs)
(After Ellen gets herself a bowl of soup out of the crock pot that Reese brought, and she sits back down)
Reese Witherspoon: Well, I'm gonna have some too.
Ellen (laughs): How rude of me. I thought---I thought---(takes bowl from Reese) Here, let me get that. (audience laughs)
Reese Witherspoon (laughs): Clearly you aren't southern.
Ellen: No, not at all. (everyone is laughing)
Reese Witherspoon: You're not southern at all.
Ellen (laughs): I'm southern. I am completely southern.
Reese Witherspoon: You didn't offer me a drink, a cocktail, nothing.
Reese Witherspoon: Do you have a crock pot?
Reese Witherspoon: Well, then clearly you're not southern.
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