The Emperor's New School

Season 1 Episode 9

Unfit to Print/The Emperor's New Pet

Aired Weekdays 4:00 PM Apr 07, 2006 on Disney Channel
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Unfit to Print/The Emperor's New Pet
Unfit to Print: When Kuzco gets bored with the school paper that Malina helps to make, he replaces her and makes his own, all about him, stories as well as fake ones, turning it into a tabloid. However, when Kuzco brags about being the first person on the sun, he winds up in a sticky situation.

The Emperor's New Pet: In Home Economics class, everyone is given a kitten to take care of for a week. Once again, Yzma tries to make Kuzco fail and turns his kitten into a jaguar.moreless

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  • Unfit to print? GREAT!

    Unfit to print

    So, the scene starts as Kuzco is in a spaceship. Then, tells a story how Kuzco turned a newspaper to a tabloite (Sorry. Can't spell it. You know what it is). And, tells how he landed on the sun. So, he desides to do. I will not waste the ending.

    Final Grade: B+

    The emperors new pet

    Kuzco gets a kitty as a pet project but, Yzma turns him into a panther. So, Kuzco does'nt want it so, it runs away. So, Kuzco desides to save it. Well. Unfit to print was waaaay better! Glad you heared it.

    Final Grade: C+

    Final Grade: B, 8moreless
  • kuzco prints fake news storys in the first half of the episode. He must take care of a kitten in the second half.

    in the first part Kuzco prints fake news scrolls to become popular for printing exciting news. he prints lies such as discovering aliens, finding buckyboy,and landing on the sun. This episode is the first time we see Maina's doodles.

    the second part of the episode is when kuzco, Kronk,Malina,and the rest of the class each have to take care of a kitten. kronk names his little Yzma because that cat reminds him of what Yzma looked like when she was turned into a cat. Malina names her kitten fluffy. Kuzco names his cat Homework. Yzma is able to turn Homework into a jaguar and Homework later runs away because of a comment made by Kuzco about cats. we she an image of a lost homework out in the wilderness crying which is very simmilar to the scene in the movie when Kuzco is lost and is crying because he was turned into a Llama.

    overall this was a great episode.moreless
  • The writers should really stick to this format. I definitely recommend you watch this episode ASAP!

    This episode is probably the classic episode of the series. This episode really allowed us to get to known each character. I saw developing storylines that really kept me interested throughout the entire 30 minute episode. Unfit to Print it is not the classic "Yzma trying to fail Kuzco," we got to see a developed storyline between Kuzco and Malina. Competition, love, interest! Probably the best half-episode so far! In The Emperor's New Pet, we got to see the real Kuzco (self-centered) and a return of good old Yzma. I will defiantly say this episode is by far the best one yet, and I really recommend you watch this episode if you haven't already. It also had a lot of different characters and guest stars!moreless

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  • TRIVIA (0)

  • QUOTES (7)

    • Kronk: When this assignments over it's gonna be a sad day in Kronkville
      Kuzco: I'll be happy if I never ever ever see homework again.

    • Malina: Look, when I ran the Scroll I had a motto: "News that's real is our ideal."
      Kuzco: Yeah, yeah, and mine is "Mottos that rhyme should be a crime".

    • Kronk: (Singing to his kitten while pushing it in a baby trolly)
      Rock a bye kitty
      Little Yzma
      I'd do all I can
      To really please ya
      If you go hungry
      I would feed ya
      Then you'll be happy
      I will be too.
      Malina: See, Kuzco? That's what kitty care is all about!
      Kuzco: Ha, ha! Kronk's like a mommy! Mommy Kronk!
      Malina: (Sighs) Only you were half the mommy he is.
      (Cutting into a scene where Kuzco dresses up like a mother and takes care of a baby)
      Kuzco: Gee, thanks for the reference!

    • Kronk: I'm going to call her Little Yzma, because she reminds me of Yzma when she got turned into a cat.

    • Kuzco: You're not homework.

    • (End credits, reading Kuzco's Scrolls)
      Mr. Moleguaco: "A local teacher announced that for once there would be no homework. In response the sky god granted the teacher three wishes." Wow. "The teacher wished for a sporty new haircut, a shiny new llama cart, and to marry a famous super model." Double wow. "Both teacher and super model are currently living happily ever after." That settles it. No homework.

    • (Opening scene)
      Kuzco: Hola! It's time again for-- (cell phone ringing) Uh-huh. No, I'm on right now. I look good, don't I? Theme music.

  • NOTES (2)


    • Scene where Kuzco is dressed up in a motherly dress and a baby in a carriage:

      The dress that Kuzco wears in that scene is awfully similar with Snow White's dress in the movie Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, including the red headband with a bow. The difference of the dress is the length of the skirt, which on Kuzco's case is knee length.

    • After Kuzco yelled at Homework, he is seen crying in the rain, almost how the begining of the Emperor's New Groove began

    • The alien invader in Kuzco's News Scroll is similar to Mike from Disney's/Pixar's Monsters Inc.