The Facts of Life

Season 3 Episode 3

A Baby in the House

Aired Unknown Nov 11, 1981 on NBC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • (As the girls leave Mrs. Garrett's room)
      Mrs. Garrett: Yo hoo. Just a second. What exactly were you girls planning to do about the baby?
      Blair: Do?
      Natalie: I said I'd play with her when I finished studying.

    • (After staying up all night taking care of the baby)
      Mrs. Garrett: Can I interest anyone in a little breakfast?
      Natalie: Not me, I'd fall asleep in my oatmeal.
      Tootie: You hate oatmeal.
      Natalie: I'm on the edge here Tootie, don't quibble!

    • Blair: Why do you always assume the worst about my friends before you even meet them?
      Jo: I've found it saves time.

    • Running gag:

      Allison: Blairie-pie!
      Blair: Allie-kins!

    • Allison: I'm so excited. You know I actually got goosebumps driving through the Eastland gates.
      Jo: I just get a rash.

    • Blair: We are not talking about two kids in the back of a Chevy. Allison and David come from the best families. Well-educated, privileged...
      Jo: (interrupting) No, you're right. Make that the back of a Rolls.

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • Jo: Isn't it weird how all babies look like Winston Churchill?

      Winston Churchilll was the prime minister of England during World War II.

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