The Facts of Life

Season 5 Episode 16

All or Nothing

Aired Unknown Jan 18, 1984 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Jo: Hey Tootie, get your camera and get Roger too.
      Moose: I want to settle this.
      Jo: Moose, huh? Where's the rest of the herd?
      Blair: Jo, are you crazy?
      Jo: Blair, butt out. I know what I'm doing. (To the football players) Really, come on back. I'm always anxious to talk with my constituents. Even those without necks.
      Mrs. Garrett: Cannoli? Cannoli anyone?
      Steve: Moose, let's go.
      Jo: Forget the cannoli Mrs. G. Why don't you see if we've got some raw meat in the back.
      Moose: Who do you think you're talking to?
      Roger: Go on, get out.
      Moose: No, not until she takes that back.
      Jo: Oh, and what if I don't? What, are you gonna put your pads on and block my brains out?
      Moose: You're lucky you're a girl.
      Jo: So are you.