Jo: Hey Tootie, get your camera and get Roger too.
Moose: I want to settle this.
Jo: Moose, huh? Where's the rest of the herd?
Blair: Jo, are you crazy?
Jo: Blair, butt out. I know what I'm doing. (To the football players) Really, come on back. I'm always anxious to talk with my constituents. Even those without necks.
Mrs. Garrett: Cannoli? Cannoli anyone?
Steve: Moose, let's go.
Jo: Forget the cannoli Mrs. G. Why don't you see if we've got some raw meat in the back.
Moose: Who do you think you're talking to?
Roger: Go on, get out.
Moose: No, not until she takes that back.
Jo: Oh, and what if I don't? What, are you gonna put your pads on and block my brains out?
Moose: You're lucky you're a girl.
Jo: So are you.