Blair: I'm a... I'm a ventriloquist.
Tootie: Ha! You're a what?
Cathy: Blair Warner, a ventriloquist?
Blair: Well when I was a kid I was alone a lot, and so I'd sit in front of the mirror... my favorite place... and I'd entertain myself.
Guy: Well come on.
Tootie: Let's see it.
Blair: Look, I haven't done this in a long time. I'm gonna need a dummy... Joooo?
Tootie: Aw, come on Jo.
Blair: Come on Jo, loosen up a little?
Jo: Alright, since you put it that way.
(Jo goes to sit on the couch and Blair pulls her onto her lap)
Blair: Now when I pull your ponytail open your mouth.