The Facts Of Life Season 5 Episode 20

Blair: (talking in her sleep) It's not too late.
Jo: Blair, you're gonna be late.
Blair: It isn't. It isn't. (waking up) It's not too late.
Jo: Alright, fine! Keep sleeping. You said last night you wanted to get up early.
Blair: That's right! It's 1984 isn't it?!
Jo: Very good. Now you wanna guess what planet we're on?

Blair: Someone tell me what's happened to Jo!
Future Mrs. Garrett: Guess who's been made president of Warner Industries.
Future Jo: No big deal.
Blair: That's my father's company. Why didn't he ask me to be president?
Future Jo: Well he tried to reach you Blair, but you were out shopping at Neiman Marcus. For three months.

Future Natalie: Oh Blair, I almost forgot. I brought you a copy of my latest book.
Blair: Floppy disk?
Future Natalie: Yes, I'm old-fashioned. I don't believe in swallowing those new book capsules. I almost choked on War and Peace.

Future Natalie: How did the show go?
Future Tootie: Ah, the audience loved me. I don't care what they say about Mars, there is intelligent life there.

Natalie: See you all in the year 2000.
Jo: Yeah, yeah.
Natalie: And Blair, try to be here on time, okay? I'd say around noon would be good. Gee, I hope it's a nice day. I'd hate to start off the new century in galoshes.

Jo: Summing up here, so we can all go to sleep, Mrs. G is gonna be the Queen of Quiche, Tootie is gonna act, Natalie's gonna do everything else, and Blair's not gonna do anything, but she's gonna be very very happy.
Blair: I resent that. Being happy is a full time job.