Blair: Hey, exams come and go, but beauty lines stay forever. (looks in a mirror) I wasn't talking about you.
Mrs. Garrett: (holding the stolen IQ scores) Tootie, is there something you think you should do about this?
Tootie: Yeah, make a break for it!
Molly: Sue Ann, don't be so upset that you're the dumbest girl in school. I have a friend whose brother has a lower I.Q. than yours. He got all the way through junior college and is now the most successful dog catcher in Porramth, New Jersey.
Mrs. Garrett: As a kid, I was absolutely fearless. When I was nine, I won a bet by jumping off of the barn into a pile of hay.
Blair: You must have been a fun date.
Blair: Great! My I.Q. is higher then my weight.
This episode was videotaped on September 11, 1979.
Jenny O'Hara makes her final appearance as Emily Mahoney.