Mrs. Garrett: There is no fire. However, in a few minutes the building could blow up.
Mrs. Garrett: There's no fire, don't panic!
Natalie: Mrs. Garrett, let me panic, it's what I do best.
Blair: I even got [the tickets] at a student discount; only forty dollars each.
Jo: Forty bucks! All my clothes put together cost less than that.
Blair: We can see that, dear.
Blair: I've got a surprise. Guess what.
Tootie: The captain of the football team is dying to meet you.
Blair: Well yes, but that's hardly a surprise.
Natalie: The captain of the football team is dying to meet me! (They all give her a look) Well tell him to forget it, cuz I want brains.
Jo: (In regards to the gas leak) Mrs. G, you go on ahead, I'm gonna stay here. I know I can find the problem.
Blair: Jo, the captain goes down with the ship, not the boiler.
Jo: Alright, who took my Stilson wrench?
Mrs. Garrett: Jo, Jo, only twice in my life have I spoken in an arbitrary manner. Once when my ex-husband mortgaged our home to pay the bookie, and now. GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY FRYING PAN!
This episode was videotaped on November 15, 1983.