The Facts of Life

Season 5 Episode 14

Next Door

Aired Unknown Jan 04, 1984 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Jo: (In regards to the gas leak) Mrs. G, you go on ahead, I'm gonna stay here. I know I can find the problem.
      Blair: Jo, the captain goes down with the ship, not the boiler.
      Jo: Alright, who took my Stilson wrench?
      Mrs. Garrett: Jo, Jo, only twice in my life have I spoken in an arbitrary manner. Once when my ex-husband mortgaged our home to pay the bookie, and now. GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY FRYING PAN!