Cosmo/Mr. Turner/Jorgen von Strangle
Chester (2003 -)
In this episode, Mark ate chocolate and he didn't freak out in the Ranksgiving party. But that's impossible because the truth is that he is afraid of chocolate.
In Five Days of F.L.A.R.G., F.L.A.R.G. stands for
In Five Days of F.L.A.R.G., when Trixie screams 'Security!', she sounds like Veronica.
Wanda: And now I'm friends with my sister again!
Cosmo: Yeah... your totally hot sister....
(Wanda glares angrily at Cosmo)
Cosmo: What? I chose you, didn't I? Of course, it was dark...
Timmy: So what does the 'G' stand for in FLARG? Gagging? Grossness?
Mark: Goodbye... Timmy Turner, that is what the 'G' stands for in FLARG.
Mom: This is the sixteenth bath tonight and he still smells like... ugh... ALIEN barf!
Mark: The 'R' in FLARG stands for Ranksgiving!
Timmy: (Noticing the fantastic food array on the table) Uh, dude? This stuff is delicious!
Mark: Oh, you don't eat it, I eat all of it, get sick, and blow massive intergalactic space chunks all over my hosts!
(After Mark gives Timmy the Amulet which he says will make anyone fall in love with him).
Timmy (To Trixie): Hello, Trixie! Don't you want to kiss me? Don't you find me irresistable? (Makes smooching noises)
Trixie: (Outraged) SECURITY!
Timmy: (To Mark) You live at the Dimmsdale Dump... you go to Earth school... you've turned Kick-ball into a contact sport!
Jorgen: Which one of you is responsible for this mess?
Cosmo: Uh, uh... Binky did it! To the escape pod!
Jorgen: (Makes Binky dust)
Cosmo: I regret nothing!
Binky: Oh, FLARG!
Mark: Dude, you're right. This is my home.
Mark: But, if my missile doesn't destroy the world, my appendix will!
Timmy: (Face changes into a frown)
Timmy: (Smiling after recent panic)
Mark: What's with the face? It is happy, yet at the same time disturbing.
Cosmo: And not that we're scared or anything, but we've decided to watch the celebration from the safety of Fairy World! To the escape pod! I regret nothing. (Crashes in a dump) Wow. Fairy World has really gone downhill. This place is a dump!
Timmy: I wish the missle was gone!
Wanda: You got it.
Cosmo: Ah! Is it the first day of FLARG again?
Dr. Bender: I sense a disturbance... in my wallet!
Computer: Earth to get seriously FLARGed in T minus 10...9...8...
Timmy: Relax, Cosmo is a extreme net in Australia and he is going to catch me.
Cosmo: (In net form, to a kangaroo) Check this out! I'm going to catch Timmy!
Blonda: It's been so nice knowing you.
(Jorgen poofs in)
Jorgen: Wanda, you must stop the madness...You bumbling idiot, you must...
Blonda: (Interrupting) That's enough I'm putting my foot down! Now back off, jarhead!
(Blonda points the cannon at Jorgen)
Jorgen: Whoa! Hey!... Calm down! There's no reason to point a loaded child at me!
Blonda: You calm down! I've busted my liposuctioned butt keeping bucky deathwish here happy! And what do I get?
Blonda: An over-pumped musclehead yelling at me all day?
(Blonda has a revelation)
Blonda: Wow! I never knew how tough Wanda really had it.
Jorgen: But this isn't about you it's about your getting-less-hot-by-the-second sister, Blonda! She wont kiss Dr. Poof Everwish and they are going to cancel All My Biceps!
(The fuse burns low on the cannon pointed at Jorgen)
Timmy: Uhhh... Guys?
Blonda: (To Jorgen) I'll save the show but you have to prormise to stop blaming Wanda for everything!
Jorgen: I don't know why we are talking in the third person but okay! Jorgen will stop yelling at Wanda!
Blonda (To Timmy) And you promise to stop the extreme wishing OR YOU'LL BE KISSING JORGEN AT MACH 4!
Timmy: Yes... Timmy promises to stop his extreme wishing!
(Blonda points the cannon at Austrailia and it goes off)
Timmy: (While flying) Extreme!!!!
Cosmo: (To the kangaroo) There's a baby in there?
(Timmy misses the Cosmo Net)
Cosmo: Ooh... So close!
Timmy: Alright! I love the second day of FLARG!
Wanda: Thats it! We're going to Fairywood!
Cosmo: Hey! Thats where Blonda lives.
Wanda: Zappy fight! Oh, that's right, you don't have one.
Blonda: I know how to settle this.
Wanda: Samurai Swords to the death? (Changes into samurai)
Blonda: No! We can switch places (Turns herself into Wanda and Wanda into Blonda) and see who's life is worse.
Both: And nobody will ever know!
Timmy never knew Wanda had a sibling until now.
Character Debut: Blonda.
Running Gag: People having Zappy fights.
The episode Blondas Have More Fun marks the second Zappy Award Wanda has ever won.
F.L.A.R.G. stands for:
R: Ranksgiving (Happy) G: Goodbye
We now find out Wanda has a sister called Blonda.
People pronouncing 'appendix' incorrectly.
Blondas Have More Fun and Five Day sof F.L.A.R.G. air right behind the 2005's Kids' Choice Awards.
The 5 Days of F.L.A.R.G.:
The title of this episode is an allusion of the well-known Christmas song titled The 12 Days of Christmas.
The fact that Blonda is the only fairy without a Zappy is a spoof of soap opera star Susan Lucci never winning an Emmy Award in 20 years.
Fairymont Studios: It's a take on the Paramount Studios, which is owned by Viacom, which also owns Nickelodeon.
Blondas Have More Fun: Blonda's Dress
The dress that Blonda wore to the Zappy awards is like the dress worn by Bjork at the 2001 Oscars.
Five Days of F.L.A.R.G.: Poultron
When the Yugopatamian newswoman calls her partner "Poultron", it is referring to Poultra from the movie Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius.
Blonda's Have More Fun: Title
This is a spoof of the saying, 'Blondes have more fun.' Blondes Have More Fun is also a music album/song by Rod Stewart.
Blondas Have More Fun: All My Biceps
The soap opera that Blonda starred in was called All My Biceps, which is a parody of the ABC daytime soap, All My Children.
Blondas Have More Fun: Fairywood
Fairywood is a spoof of Hollywood which is in California.
Blondas Have More Fun: Zappy
The Zappy is a pun on the Oscars and the Grammys. This marks the Zappy Awards' second appearance (the first outside of the original Oh Yeah! shorts).
Blondas Have More Fun: Fairy Tonight (F.T.)
Fairy Tonight is a parody of Entermaintent Tonight, which is a show that tells us what's going on with celebrities.
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