Chester McBadbat (2001 - 2003)
AJ (2001 - 2002)
Mr. Denzel Crocker/Wandisimo / Mr. Crocker
At the beginning of Cosmo Con, Binky claims that he got the Black Plague to come to last year's Secret Fairy Convention and wiped out over half of Europe and a short while later we flash-forward 1,000 years. In reality, the Black Plague ravaged Europe between 1347 and 1351.
That was just a rough estimate. They probably didn't have time to research the perfect years.
In Cosmo Con, when Crocker barges in and can't see and goes sliding, the pot is on his head. But later, it's in his hands.
In Wanda's Day Off, when Wanda is in the other waiting room, the door is next to Wandisimo's room. The next time we see it, it is across from his room.
Timmy: Got any threes??
Cosmo: What's a three?
Wanda: Besides! All that's left is the closing entertainment!
Cosmo: Fairy conventions are notoriously short!
Timmy: Well, I guess that's okay, it's not like Cosmo would do something stupid like hire a human entertainer who'd come in here, see the fairies, blow the secret and make you guys go away forever.
Cosmo: Uhh... actually there's a very funny story behind that (Doorbell Rings) Oops!
Wandisimo: (Covered in cockroaches) Wait! Come back! Beneath this crunchy roach exterior beats the heart of a lover!
Cosmo (making static noises to Wanda over the phone): Can't... shhh... hear you... I'm going through a tunnel... (sinks into the pile of cockroaches) Ack! This tunnel's itchy!
(Imminent world destruction as a nuclear weapon timer hits zero, Cosmo and Timmy scream in panic)
Wanda: Music to my ears! (Poofs the cockroaches away)
Timmy: So that's why you put it in the bathroom! Because people always knock before they enter!
Cosmo: Sure... let's go with that!
(Seeking fairies, Crocker bursts into the bathroom, and into Timmy's mom, who's sitting on the sink (thankfully))
Mom (Screams): Can't a woman clip coupons in the comfort of her own bathroom?
Crocker: Heh! I guess I should have knocked first? (Turns around to find Dad behind him)
Dad: (Cracking his knuckles) Also mine!
Wanda: Who else got the swirly pink hair dance? Anybody? Just me?
Wandisimo: You must not leave, you must stay here with me.
Briteny Britney: Ehh, Hi I'm Britney Britney, and these are the Britney Britney Dancers, and we're here for the fai-
Mr. Crocker: There's only one way Turner could've gotten an A+: Fairy Godparents!!!
Cosmo: That's okay, we can stop the cockroaches by introducing their natural predator (Poofs in an ecology book), the African bog frog!
Timmy: That sounds logical, let there be frogs!
Cosmo: (Poofs in several frogs)
(9 minutes later)
Cockroaches: (Tamed the frogs into mounts)
Wanda: Oh, for the love of Pete!
Cosmo: Pete?! Who's Pete?! Someone I should know about?!
Timmy: Don't worry, we'll be okay. Cosmo is just going to help me with my report, so you just take osme time off and enjoy yourself.
Timmy and Cosmo: (About to be eaten by a giant snake)
Britney Britney: Mean soap! You'll never work in this town again!
Mr. Crocker: Good news, class, The F's are in. (takes the F's out of oven) Smell those fresh, hot F's.
Wandisimo: Could it be... Wanda. The love of my life. Who I lost to Cosmo. Who married you when I lost you. So you stay lost to me?
AJ: Timmy got an A+! Its a sign of the Apocalypse!
Chester: Everyone to the bunker! Run!!!
Dad: Hit it, Britney!
Mom: Dad never told me to hit it.
Timmy: I heard everything you just said.
Mr. Crocker: Good! I don't have to repeat myself.
Wanda: (On the phone) Is that Timmy yelling, 'Wanda!'?
Cosmo: No, he's saying, 'I'm on the phone', you're breaking up! (Makes static noise and hangs up)
Wandisimo: (Looking at himself through a mirror) No!!! (Stops to admire his muscles) No!!!
Timmy: Cockroaches continue to show single-mindedness. Cosmo continues to show empty-mindedness.
Timmy: I wish that cockroach was smart enough to tell us what he thinking.
(Cosmo does his magic thing)
Cockroach: World Domination!
Wanda: You'd blow up the world just to give me a day off?!
Cosmo and Timmy: Yeah, sure!
Wanda: I love you two. But you're idiots!
Cosmo and Timmy: But we're your idiots!
Mr. Crocker: I heard them! Fairies! Laughing! In the bathroom!
Dad: (Referring to Crocker) Those eyes, that hair, that figure... He's gorgeous!!!
Cosmo: Look at me! I'm seaworthy!look at the size of my boopdeck! (Horns with his boat)
Dad: (Holds his nose) Son, if you're going to do that shut the door. Not mine!
Wanda: My Cosmo is going to make Timmy dead sense is tingling!
I'm sure everyone noticed this but, in Cosmo Con when Jorgen throws Binky at the wheel and when it's spinning it shows you a close up of the names on the wheel... you can see theirs about 5 different sections with Jorgen on them!
This is the first time Cosmo has his own convention.
1) Dad claiming everything that is his.
2) Mom telling everybody to knock before going into the bathroom.
3) Crocker talking to himself about people.
Cosmo Con and Wanda's Day Off are the first episodes directed by Sarah Frost.
Cosmo Con: Title
Cosmo Con is a play on the famous Comic Book Convention known as "Comic Con"
Cosmo Con: Britney Britney
Britney Britney seems to be a parody of the pop diva, Britney Spears.
Cosmo Con: Wheel of Torture
Wheel of Torture is a reference to Wheel of Fortune, a game show.
Wanda's Day Off: Title
Wanda's Day Off is a takeofgf on the movie Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
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