Dad: Aww, isn't that cute...and is that a baby?
Dad: Well it sure looks like a baby....
Dad: ...Ooh, and it's got that new baby smell!
Timmy: And that's why it's the most popular new battery operated baby doll on the market.
Dad: OOH I WANT ONE!
(Dad takes Baby Poof and bounces him about)
Dad: Hey Tommy, this is fun! it's like the child I never had, and it makes me feel younger! Father time will never get.....
(Dad gets striken by lightening)
Dad: Uhh...I think it has a short in it.
Timmy: And that's why i'm taking it back to the store, BYE DAD!