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If Norm was your Genie/Faerie, what would you do?

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    Anmoranalina

    [21]Aug 10, 2006
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    gogetenkusu wrote:
    Anmoranalina wrote:

    gogetenkusu wrote:
    dannyphantom154 wrote:
    Sence Norm is so tricky I would wish for a glass of water, a box, and for him to go back into his lamp. I would do simple.
    Finally someone who isn't being completely insane. I'd make a deal with Norm that I'd wish him free with my last wish if he didn't corrupt my first 2 wishes. I'd use the first to wish for rule-free fairy godparents and the second to trap Norm in the lamp forever.

    Trap him into the lamp? Forever?! That's cruel! Oh, and, do you think I'm insane?

    A. Norm deserves it for trying to destroy Canada. B. (hides behind lamp) Yes.

    A. He's hot. But bad.

    B. Yeah, you better hide

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    twitchandglitc

    [22]Aug 10, 2006
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    Anmoranalina wrote:
    gogetenkusu wrote:
    Anmoranalina wrote:

    gogetenkusu wrote:
    dannyphantom154 wrote:
    Sence Norm is so tricky I would wish for a glass of water, a box, and for him to go back into his lamp. I would do simple.
    Finally someone who isn't being completely insane. I'd make a deal with Norm that I'd wish him free with my last wish if he didn't corrupt my first 2 wishes. I'd use the first to wish for rule-free fairy godparents and the second to trap Norm in the lamp forever.

    Trap him into the lamp? Forever?! That's cruel! Oh, and, do you think I'm insane?

    A. Norm deserves it for trying to destroy Canada. B. (hides behind lamp) Yes.

    A. He's hot. But bad.

    B. Yeah, you better hide

    i agree..YEA ANOTHER PERSOON TO AGREE WITH*does the happy dance*
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    RapaxGuardian

    [23]Aug 10, 2006
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    Wish us up a Norm Fanclub with LOTSA pics of Norm! ^_^
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    NergalsNiece86

    [24]Aug 11, 2006
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    There is such a website!!! I HAVE DISCOVERED IT NOT TOO LONG AGO! Go to google, search for "Norm the Genie" and it will show you a deviantart site. clickz on it, and it will take you to a Norm-based paradise!

    Or.....

    If you want even sexier pictures, type in your URL bar under your toolbar "Norm the Genie wallpapers" and it will give you results with another deviantart site where the artist's name is chibi-goat. There's a piccy of him as a moose! A TOTALLY HOTNESS MOOSE!!!! And there are comics that will have you ROTFL and LYAO! Although afterwards, you may have the strong urge to shoot her with a bazooka... I know I did......(evil grin) *Ahem* anyways.... LONG LIVE THE HOT SMEXAYNESS THAT ISH NORM!!!!!!!!! WOOOTCH!
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    RapaxGuardian

    [25]Aug 11, 2006
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    NergalsNiece86 wrote:

    If you want even sexier pictures, type in your URL bar under your toolbar "Norm the Genie wallpapers" and it will give you results with another deviantart site where the artist's name is chibi-goat. There's a piccy of him as a moose! A TOTALLY HOTNESS MOOSE!!!! And there are comics that will have you ROTFL and LYAO! Although afterwards, you may have the strong urge to shoot her with a bazooka... I know I did......(evil grin) *Ahem* anyways.... LONG LIVE THE HOT SMEXAYNESS THAT ISH NORM!!!!!!!!! WOOOTCH!

    OMG! O.O
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    RapaxGuardian

    [26]Aug 11, 2006
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    I found that place but guess what??
    "PArental Control has Blocked This Image" Naughty, naughty person! o_o
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    twitchandglitc

    [27]Aug 12, 2006
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    RapaxGuardian wrote:
    I found that place but guess what??
    "PArental Control has Blocked This Image" Naughty, naughty person! o_o
    ha....funny..
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    twitchandglitc

    [28]Aug 12, 2006
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    RapaxGuardian wrote:
    NergalsNiece86 wrote:

    If you want even sexier pictures, type in your URL bar under your toolbar "Norm the Genie wallpapers" and it will give you results with another deviantart site where the artist's name is chibi-goat. There's a piccy of him as a moose! A TOTALLY HOTNESS MOOSE!!!! And there are comics that will have you ROTFL and LYAO! Although afterwards, you may have the strong urge to shoot her with a bazooka... I know I did......(evil grin) *Ahem* anyways.... LONG LIVE THE HOT SMEXAYNESS THAT ISH NORM!!!!!!!!! WOOOTCH!

    OMG! O.O
    WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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    RapaxGuardian

    [29]Aug 12, 2006
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    twitchandglitc wrote:
    RapaxGuardian wrote:
    I found that place but guess what??
    "PArental Control has Blocked This Image" Naughty, naughty person! o_o
    ha....funny..

    If somebody found it, coulda PM me to tell me what it is?
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    NergalsNiece86

    [30]Aug 12, 2006
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    :
    If somebody found it, coulda PM me to tell me what it is?

    I CAN! I CAN! Gather 'round, peoples, and I will tell you about the magical hotness pictures.

    Well......

    There was one w/ a pink background and his name in big white letters, and he was leaning against a wall posing w/ a sexay grin on his face...and he was frickin' topless! HE WAS TOTALLY DOING A STRIPTEASE!!!

    And there also was a chibi Norm, and 4 different comics!!!

    -1. Chibi-goat wished for a gun, which made Norm ask why, and she said, "I'M GOING ZOMBIE KILLIN'!", which made him take the gun away and scold her...."but I wanna go zombie killing..."

    -2. Chibi-goat was drawing a Norm piccy and drinking green tea when it went down wrong and made her cough like mad. Norm comes in and says, "Hey, Ms. Fish Bait, it looks like you ruined yet another picture of moi."...Pause...she gurgles and konks out on the desk. XD

    -3. Chibi-goat is reading a Saiyuki manga. The dialogue goes like this:

    CG: Sanzo butt...

    N: *pops in and yawns*...Hey...

    CG: hey...

    N: what's wrong? Like I should really care...

    CG: I'm gonna leave you alone today.

    N: What? (surprised look) *goes off and does a happy dance with his sombrero on* Ahem...why?

    CG: 'Cause I don't wanna look like a rabid fangirl who wants...

    TO GLOMP YOU TO THE MAX,

    TO KISS YOU,

    TO GET INSIDE YOUR PANTS,

    TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU,

    TO HAVE MILLIONS OF BABIES,

    AND LIVE MISERABLY EVER AFTER.

    N: *shocked look*...

    CG: Yep, that's right.

    N: You know, to me, you're not the kind of person who wants...*repeats all previous things at hyperspeed*

    CG: *hugs norm* Aawwww, thanks!

    N: Don't mention it...Besides, who can have sex with a cartoon character...and , to top it, who wants to have sex with you?

    THE END

    And last, but most certainly not least...

    -4. Chibi-goat is very bored... CG: I know! I wonder what Norm is up to today? *rubs lamp*

    (Norm pops out in mid-shower state and is singing)

    N:...*has a WTF look on his face while chibi-goat is blushing like crazy*

    CG: *points down* Hey, I didn't know genies could have a -----...

    WHAAAAAMMMM!!!

    CG: Oww!

    N: *pounding on her head* Couldn't you have waited at least ten minutes or so, Ms. Eager McDumbass. XDDDD

    I lost it after that one! plus I was drooling the whole time.

    Edited on 08/12/2006 3:43pm
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    RapaxGuardian

    [31]Aug 12, 2006
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    NergalsNiece86 wrote:

    :
    If somebody found it, coulda PM me to tell me what it is?

    I CAN! I CAN! Gather 'round, peoples, and I will tell you about the magical hotness pictures.

    Well......

    There was one w/ a pink background and his name in big white letters, and he was leaning against a wall posing w/ a sexay grin on his face...and he was frickin' topless! HE WAS TOTALLY DOING A STRIPTEASE!!!

    And there also was a chibi Norm, and 4 different comics!!!

    -1. Chibi-goat wished for a gun, which made Norm ask why, and she said, "I'M GOING ZOMBIE KILLIN'!", which made him take the gun away and scold her...."but I wanna go zombie killing..."

    -2. Chibi-goat was drawing a Norm piccy and drinking green tea when it went down wrong and made her cough like mad. Norm comes in and says, "Hey, Ms. Fish Bait, it looks like you ruined yet another picture of moi."...Pause...she gurgles and konks out on the desk. XD

    -3. Chibi-goat is reading a Saiyuki manga. The dialogue goes like this:

    CG: Sanzo butt...

    N: *pops in and yawns*...Hey...

    CG: hey...

    N: what's wrong? Like I should really care...

    CG: I'm gonna leave you alone today.

    N: What? (surprised look) *goes off and does a happy dance with his sombrero on* Ahem...why?

    CG: 'Cause I don't wanna look like a rabid fangirl who wants...

    TO GLOMP YOU TO THE MAX,

    TO KISS YOU,

    TO GET INSIDE YOUR PANTS,

    TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU,

    TO HAVE MILLIONS OF BABIES,

    AND LIVE MISERABLY EVER AFTER.

    N: *shocked look*...

    CG: Yep, that's right.

    N: You know, to me, you're not the kind of person who wants...*repeats all previous things at hyperspeed*

    CG: *hugs norm* Aawwww, thanks!

    N: Don't mention it...Besides, who can have sex with a cartoon character...and , to top it, who wants to have sex with you?

    THE END

    And last, but most certainly not least...

    -4. Chibi-goat is very bored... CG: I know! I wonder what Norm is up to today? *rubs lamp*

    (Norm pops out in mid-shower state and is singing)

    N:...*has a WTF look on his face while chibi-goat is blushing like crazy*

    CG: *points down* Hey, I didn't know genies could have a -----...

    WHAAAAAMMMM!!!

    CG: Oww!

    N: *pounding on her head* Couldn't you have waited at least ten minutes or so, Ms. Eager McDumbass. XDDDD

    I lost it after that one! plus I was drooling the whole time.


    Holy crud that is freaky
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    RapaxGuardian

    [32]Aug 12, 2006
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    NergalsNiece86 wrote:

    :
    If somebody found it, coulda PM me to tell me what it is?

    I CAN! I CAN! Gather 'round, peoples, and I will tell you about the magical hotness pictures.

    Well......

    There was one w/ a pink background and his name in big white letters, and he was leaning against a wall posing w/ a sexay grin on his face...and he was frickin' topless! HE WAS TOTALLY DOING A STRIPTEASE!!!

    And there also was a chibi Norm, and 4 different comics!!!

    -1. Chibi-goat wished for a gun, which made Norm ask why, and she said, "I'M GOING ZOMBIE KILLIN'!", which made him take the gun away and scold her...."but I wanna go zombie killing..."

    -2. Chibi-goat was drawing a Norm piccy and drinking green tea when it went down wrong and made her cough like mad. Norm comes in and says, "Hey, Ms. Fish Bait, it looks like you ruined yet another picture of moi."...Pause...she gurgles and konks out on the desk. XD

    -3. Chibi-goat is reading a Saiyuki manga. The dialogue goes like this:

    CG: Sanzo butt...

    N: *pops in and yawns*...Hey...

    CG: hey...

    N: what's wrong? Like I should really care...

    CG: I'm gonna leave you alone today.

    N: What? (surprised look) *goes off and does a happy dance with his sombrero on* Ahem...why?

    CG: 'Cause I don't wanna look like a rabid fangirl who wants...

    TO GLOMP YOU TO THE MAX,

    TO KISS YOU,

    TO GET INSIDE YOUR PANTS,

    TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU,

    TO HAVE MILLIONS OF BABIES,

    AND LIVE MISERABLY EVER AFTER.

    N: *shocked look*...

    CG: Yep, that's right.

    N: You know, to me, you're not the kind of person who wants...*repeats all previous things at hyperspeed*

    CG: *hugs norm* Aawwww, thanks!

    N: Don't mention it...Besides, who can have sex with a cartoon character...and , to top it, who wants to have sex with you?

    THE END

    And last, but most certainly not least...

    -4. Chibi-goat is very bored... CG: I know! I wonder what Norm is up to today? *rubs lamp*

    (Norm pops out in mid-shower state and is singing)

    N:...*has a WTF look on his face while chibi-goat is blushing like crazy*

    CG: *points down* Hey, I didn't know genies could have a -----...

    WHAAAAAMMMM!!!

    CG: Oww!

    N: *pounding on her head* Couldn't you have waited at least ten minutes or so, Ms. Eager McDumbass. XDDDD

    I lost it after that one! plus I was drooling the whole time.


    Holy crud that is freaky
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    RapaxGuardian

    [33]Aug 12, 2006
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    Was Norm in Anime style?
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    NergalsNiece86

    [34]Aug 13, 2006
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    YES! YES HE WAS!!! HE LOOKED SO MUCH HOTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, really hyper today...I guess it's the SUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! *goes off to snuggle wit' Norm and do...ya knowww, Right?*
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    twitchandglitc

    [35]Aug 13, 2006
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    RapaxGuardian wrote:
    NergalsNiece86 wrote:

    :
    If somebody found it, coulda PM me to tell me what it is?

    I CAN! I CAN! Gather 'round, peoples, and I will tell you about the magical hotness pictures.

    Well......

    There was one w/ a pink background and his name in big white letters, and he was leaning against a wall posing w/ a sexay grin on his face...and he was frickin' topless! HE WAS TOTALLY DOING A STRIPTEASE!!!

    And there also was a chibi Norm, and 4 different comics!!!

    -1. Chibi-goat wished for a gun, which made Norm ask why, and she said, "I'M GOING ZOMBIE KILLIN'!", which made him take the gun away and scold her...."but I wanna go zombie killing..."

    -2. Chibi-goat was drawing a Norm piccy and drinking green tea when it went down wrong and made her cough like mad. Norm comes in and says, "Hey, Ms. Fish Bait, it looks like you ruined yet another picture of moi."...Pause...she gurgles and konks out on the desk. XD

    -3. Chibi-goat is reading a Saiyuki manga. The dialogue goes like this:

    CG: Sanzo butt...

    N: *pops in and yawns*...Hey...

    CG: hey...

    N: what's wrong? Like I should really care...

    CG: I'm gonna leave you alone today.

    N: What? (surprised look) *goes off and does a happy dance with his sombrero on* Ahem...why?

    CG: 'Cause I don't wanna look like a rabid fangirl who wants...

    TO GLOMP YOU TO THE MAX,

    TO KISS YOU,

    TO GET INSIDE YOUR PANTS,

    TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU,

    TO HAVE MILLIONS OF BABIES,

    AND LIVE MISERABLY EVER AFTER.

    N: *shocked look*...

    CG: Yep, that's right.

    N: You know, to me, you're not the kind of person who wants...*repeats all previous things at hyperspeed*

    CG: *hugs norm* Aawwww, thanks!

    N: Don't mention it...Besides, who can have sex with a cartoon character...and , to top it, who wants to have sex with you?

    THE END

    And last, but most certainly not least...

    -4. Chibi-goat is very bored... CG: I know! I wonder what Norm is up to today? *rubs lamp*

    (Norm pops out in mid-shower state and is singing)

    N:...*has a WTF look on his face while chibi-goat is blushing like crazy*

    CG: *points down* Hey, I didn't know genies could have a -----...

    WHAAAAAMMMM!!!

    CG: Oww!

    N: *pounding on her head* Couldn't you have waited at least ten minutes or so, Ms. Eager McDumbass. XDDDD

    I lost it after that one! plus I was drooling the whole time.


    Holy crud that is freaky
    liked them all..
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    RaeGhost

    [36]Aug 18, 2006
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    Edited on 08/18/2006 3:07pm
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    RaeGhost

    [37]Aug 18, 2006
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    wish #1 Ghost powers like DP
    wish #2 To live in Amity Park and be friends with Sam Tuker and Danny
    wish #3 3 MORE WISHES!

    then when i get 3 more wishes
    wish #1 DP wouldn't be canceled
    wish #2 DP would be on T.V at 5:00pm on week days so i'll accually be able to see them and not have to watch them on You Tube
    wish #3 3 MORE WISHES!
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    whoever2100

    [38]Aug 28, 2006
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    i'd wish for another fairie he's kinda too sarcastic for me i think we would clash!
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    Bobvob

    [39]Aug 28, 2006
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    if he was my gennie:

    1.something stupid like a giant sandwhcih or something

    2.My dad being the prseident(aka something that invloves money and power)

    3. 3 MORE WISHES!

    1. Be able to live in retro ville and hang out with jimmy and sheen (and maby carl)

    2.Go to dimsdale with them and meat timmy chester aj sonjay and elemer (along with his boil bob)

    3. 3 MORE WISHES!

    1.Wish that fop and jn wernet getting cancled

    2.wish that mr meaty gets cannceled 10 seconds into the show

    3.3 MORE WISHES!

    Edited on 08/28/2006 4:58pm
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