Timmy: (while eating in the restaurant, the waiter puts the bill on his table) What's this?
Waiter: The bill.
Timmy: That goes to my... (realizes there are two chairs that are vacant by him) parents.
Waiter: Very amusing, sir. That'll be $265.
Timmy: What?! That's more than I get on a allowance! I mean, that's more than I make in a month.
Waiter: Well, you should've finish college.
Timmy: Did you finish college?
Waiter: (burst into tears) NO! Why do you think I'm a waiter?!