The Fairly OddParents

Actor: It's The Haunted Valcano in 3-D. Cosmo: 3 ds? Just like Timmy's report card.

Tootie: I came back for you! Timmy: Whoa! These are good.

Wanda: Aww, Timmy doing a good deed, what's gotten into him? Do you feel Timmy learned a huge life lesson without us? Cosmo: Maybe it would be better if we didn't exist. Jorgen: (As a cactus) Don't get my hopes up! Cosmo: Ahh! A talking cactus!

(After Jorgen grants Timmy's wish) Cosmo: And a spot here! And another spot here! Timmy: Guys, I'm back! Wanda: You left? Timmy: Yeah, don't you remember? I was feeling unappreciated, so I wished I didn't exist. Cosmo: Now that you mention it, no. But I do appreciate you pulling my head out of the bowl. Yeah, it's really dirty, can you clean it for us sometime? Timmy: Why I oughta! (Cosmo and Wanda shriek) Do that right now.

Jorgen: Now where was I, oh, you made your stupid wish because you felt unappreciated, right? Timmy: Yeah, because nobody noticed all my good deeds. Jorgen: You are not supposed to do good deeds, because they will get you noticed. You are supposed to do them because they are the right thing to do. And by not wishing yourself back into existance and ruining everyone's lives, you did the goodestest deed of all! And thus, I will grant you one wish! Timmy: Excellent! I wish that I had never wished that I had never been born! Jorgen: That was another test, and you failed! Timmy: Ahh! Jorgen: I'm only kidding, good heavens, what's a fairy have to do to get a laugh around here?

Timmy: Now, while laughing boy is busy, this is my chance to change everything back. Middle-class parents, bald AJ, bully Francis, poor Chester, re-boiled Elmer, but all I'll be doing is making everybody's life worse. I can't do that to Cosmo and Wanda, Mom and Dad. I can do it to Elmber, but I don't really know him that well. Here you go, Jorgen. Jorgen: Timmy Turner... you've past the test! Timmy: Test? What test? And why aren't you still laughing. Jorgen: Silly human, laughing gas cannot make me laugh, only pain does that. Watch. (Pokes a fairy in the nose, laughs) Oh man, that's good.

Jorgen: Ha. For now it's time to say goodbye to the life you used to have, before I send you to the dimension of kids who improved the world by wishing they were never born! Man, that's a mouthful. Goodbye Timmy Turner, forever. Timmy: (Falls down, but comes back up with laughing gas) I'm not going anywhere! Jorgen: (Laughs) The laughing gas! Stop that! I cannot stop laughing! Haha! Haha! You are going to go without a fight! Timmy: Not exactly!

Timmy: Okay, that's it. I give up. Jorgen: Wait, wait! Don't you want to see Elmer without his boil, Mr. Bickles's musical production of Waterworld. Or how about the World Series Champion Chicago Cubs? Timmy: No, game over, you win.

Timmy: She works for Dr. Bender! Aha! So she's still causing pain. Jorgen: Not exac- sorry. Vicky is his assistant in charge of laughing gas. She prevents the pain.

Timmy: What next? I suppose Vicky is a nice babysitter now! Timmy and Jorgen: Not exactly. Timmy: I know, I know!

Wanda: What a great kid! So selfless and wishing for others! Cosmo: Yeah, and look at those perfect, braceless, not goofy teeth! Ah, and no stupid pink hat to ruin his hair! Cosmo, Wanda, and Jorgen: Aww.

Timmy: Chester's house, what are we doing here? Jorgen: Take a better look. Timmy: It's a triple wide! That's two wides wider than usual. And it's on solid gold blocks. But how? Cosmo, Wanda! Chester: Cosmo, Wanda, c'mon! We're late for our ship to the Senior's Center, we're gonna wish up pre-juice steaks for the toothless.

Timmy: Cosmo! That's it! His life is worse without me, it has to be! Jorgen: Mm, not exactly.

Jorgen: Timmy Turner! Timmy: (Screams) The Grim Reaper! Jorgen: (Laughs) No, it is I, Jorgen von Strangle! And flattering will not help you. I have come to show you how horrible the world is without you. Timmy: What are you talking about? My parents lives are great! Jorgen: I know! I was being sarcastic! (Laughs) Why don't people get my hilarious sense of humor that I address?

Timmy: Alright! Time to see how everyone is in a world without Timmy Turner! Mom and Dad: Woohoo! (Laugh) Timmy: A mansion? Where's my house? Dad: Ooh, check it out, honey? It says here that our beautiful, talented, not-boy daughter Sophia is gonna get nominated for another Academy Award! Mom: Ooh, what for this time, Acting, Writing, or Directing? Dad: All 3! Timmy: Wow, my parents are doing great without me.

Timmy: (Screams) For once in my 10-year old life, I decide to do some good deeds, and nobody even appreciates them! Wanda: We appreciate you, Timmy! Cosmo: Yeah! If you were to do something nice for us, like clean out our fishbowl, I'd totally notice! Timmy: I did that yesterday! Cosmo: (Poofs dirty fishbowl) Ugh, you call this clean? Timmy: That's it! You guys don't appreciate me either! Fine! Let's see how everyone would like it if I weren't around to not appreciate! Cosmo: You missed a spot here, and here! Timmy: Fine! You know what, I wish I was never born! Cosmo: And, you missed a spot here. And here! (Wanda makes the wish)

(At the Dinklebergs) Chompy: Baa! Mayor: You're right Chompy, even I wouldn't need this lawn! First prize! Dad: Dinkleberg! (Slams the door) Mom: And my butt is not that big! (Slams the door)