Uncle Tex: (spanking Barney/Little Tex) I'll teach you not to pull down your Uncle Tex's hat. (Barney twirls Uncle Tex around and now starts spanking him) Barney: (spanking Uncle Tex and now mad) Goo goo gah gah bah bah!! Fred: Barney,I mean Little Tex. No no no. Bad baby,bad-d baby. Mustn't spank rich Uncle Tex. Daddy angry at Little Tex. (Barney cries) Wilma: You hurt Little Tex's feelings,Fred. Betty: Go ahead and give him a kiss. (Wilma and Betty laugh) Fred: I'm sorry,Little Tex. (Barney kisses Fred) Fred: Eee-Yuck!! Oh,boy!!
Nurse: (with Barney/Little Tex) Aww,isn't he just the sweetest thing? Does the nurse want another kiss? Barney: Woo-woo,hubba hubba,wow! Betty: All right you two,break it up. That baby happens to be my husband. Nurse: Well,I heard of robbing the cradle.
Betty: And here's some nice cactus mush for the baby.(Barney in disguise as Little Tex) Barney: Goo goo gah gah! (grouchy) Me want roast do-do bird. Fred: Well,you can't have any. (Barney cries) Betty: You mustn't tolerate disobedience from children,Fred. Make him eat his mush. Fred: Here,Little Tex,eat your mush. Barney: Uh,uh. Fred: Uncle Tex is watching over there. Watch me eat the mush. Daddy says it is yummy. Barney: Phooey!! (shoves spoon with mush into Fred's mouth) Funny daddy. Fred: Ewww!! Yuck!! Ohh,boy!!
Uncle Tex: Coochy coochy coo. Barney: Coochy coo to you too wise guy.
S 4 : Ep 26
Aired 3/12/64 (26:00)
S 4 : Ep 25
Aired 3/5/64 (26:00)
S 4 : Ep 24
Aired 2/27/64 (26:00)
S 4 : Ep 23
Aired 2/20/64 (26:00)
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