The Flintstones

Season 2 Episode 5

Fred Flintstone Woos Again

Aired Friday 8:30 PM Oct 13, 1961 on ABC



  • Trivia

    • This time the Flintstones have been married 15 years! Two episodes ago it was for 13 years! They were married by a justice of the peace and they spent their honeymoon at Rock Mountain Inn.

    • Fred buys flowers and candy from the Rockville Confectionary Parlor.

  • Quotes

    • Fred: Well, there it is, Wilma. The old Rock Mountain Inn. Hasn't changed a bit, has it?
      Wilma: (giggles) Ah, I wonder if the desk clerk will remember us.
      Fred: After 15 years? Nah.
      Desk Clerk: Well, it's you again! How do you do, Mrs. Flintstone? You look exactly like you did, eh, about 15 years ago, wasn't it?
      Wilma: (giggles) That's right, and thank you for the compliment.
      Desk Clerk: Yes. But who's the fat guy with you? I don't remember him.
      Fred: Fat guy? Why, you... I'm Fred Flintstone, her husband.
      Desk Clerk: Indeed. My, my. Well, Mr. Flintstone, you look like you've been living off the... (chuckles) fat of the land for 15 years.
      Fred: One more crack like that, and you'll be living with a fat lip.

    • Wilma: (reading) "Justice of the Peace and Coffee Shop."
      Barney: (reading) "2nd Ceremony and 2nd Cup Free."
      Fred: Coffee must be to keep you awake during the ceremony.

    • Betty: Wilma says if Fred wants to marry her, he can prove it by acting like any man who's in love with her.
      Fred: Well, I ain't any man.
      Betty: That's what Wilma says.
      Fred: I'm her husband.
      Betty: Wilma says she can prove that you're not.
      Fred: Wilma says this. Wilma says that. What about what Fred says?
      Betty: Wilma says I shouldn't pay any attention to that.

    • Fred: (on the phone) Hello, Wilma?
      Wilma: Yes? Who is this?
      Fred: Oh, come on! You know who this is!
      Wilma: Your voice sounds familiar. Is it Tom? Dick? Marvin?
      Fred: No, it isn't Tom, Dick, Marvin. It's Fred!
      Wilma: Fred... do I know a Fred? Oh, you must be Fred Flintstone.
      Fred: (hangs up) That does it! I ain't going through with it!

    • Fred: What happened, Barney? Why have I got this brontosaurus steak on my face? Where am I?
      Barney: Uh, in answer to your question, Fred, one: you got clobbered. Two: you got a black eye. And three: you're in my house. How do you feel, Fred?
      Fred: Awful. How do I look?
      Barney: Awful.

    • (phone rings)
      Betty: I'll get it.
      Barney: I'll bet that's Wilma.
      Fred: Yeah, ready to apologize.
      Betty: (on the phone) Hello?
      (Wilma talks)
      Betty: Oh, yes, he's here, Wilma.
      (Wilma talks)
      Betty: Ok, I'll tell him. (hangs up)
      Fred: Well? Well, what did she say? She's sorry, huh?
      Betty: She didn't say anything about you, Fred. Wilma wants me to ask Barney if he could use an extra bowling ball.

    • Fred: (about Stonewall) Imagine, a man like him sweeping floors. Oh, the marrying business must be falling off.
      Desk Clerk: And what's wrong with sweeping floors? It happens to be his job.
      Fred: His job? But he's the Justice of the Peace.
      Desk Clerk: Stonewall? Oh, no, no. Judge Wedrock has been the Justice of the Peace here for 30 years. That man is his brother-in-law, and is he a card. He's always pulling off some kind of a joke. He pulled a gag yesterday that was a lulu. Get this... a couple stopped in at the coffee shop to have their marriage ceromony performed again by Judge Wedrock. Well, Stonewall told them that the judge was in jail for marrying people without a license. And... (laughs) ... all the time, the judge was in the back taking a nap! (laughs) Ain't that hilarious?
      Fred: (sarcastically) Ha ha ha ha. Yeah, yeah. Really tickles my funny bone. But I'm gonna break his!

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