The Flintstones

Season 2 Episode 5

Fred Flintstone Woos Again

Aired Friday 8:30 PM Oct 13, 1961 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • Fred: (about Stonewall) Imagine, a man like him sweeping floors. Oh, the marrying business must be falling off.
      Desk Clerk: And what's wrong with sweeping floors? It happens to be his job.
      Fred: His job? But he's the Justice of the Peace.
      Desk Clerk: Stonewall? Oh, no, no. Judge Wedrock has been the Justice of the Peace here for 30 years. That man is his brother-in-law, and is he a card. He's always pulling off some kind of a joke. He pulled a gag yesterday that was a lulu. Get this... a couple stopped in at the coffee shop to have their marriage ceromony performed again by Judge Wedrock. Well, Stonewall told them that the judge was in jail for marrying people without a license. And... (laughs) ... all the time, the judge was in the back taking a nap! (laughs) Ain't that hilarious?
      Fred: (sarcastically) Ha ha ha ha. Yeah, yeah. Really tickles my funny bone. But I'm gonna break his!