Fred: If I don't take Wilma to the movies tonight, she's going home to live with her mother.
Barney: (while weightlifting) Well--6, 7, 8--that's one way to keep her mother--10, 11, 12--from coming to live with you.
Fred: Barney, are you going to help me or not?
Barney: Uh, sure, Fred, sure. Now tell me your problem.
Fred: I already told you!
Barney: Yes, sir, it's just like Rock Whammy says. "A fat man is a grouchy man."
Fred: WHO'S GROUCHY?! I'M PERFECTLY CALM!