Wilma: Fred, Betty wants to know what Barney is fooling around with down in his basement.
Fred: Fooling around with? He's fooling around with a 20-year stretch on the big rock.
Wilma: But, Fred, what could he be doing?
Fred: He could be playing with a model train set, but he isn't. He is making money.
Wilma and Betty: Oh, that's good!
Fred: Phony money!
Wilma and Betty: Oh, that's bad.
Fred: Betty, I hate to tell you this, but your husband is a counterfeiter.
Wilma: A counterfeiter?
Betty: I don't believe it.
Fred: Well, you'll believe it when the unmentionables raid your house and drag him off in the paddy wagon.
Betty: I think I'll go over and speak to Barney.
Fred: Be careful! Just speaking to him could get you a five-year stretch!