Fred: Uh...it's funny, Wilma and I were just talking about how time flies.
Fred: Yep. We've been married now 10 happy years.
Wilbur: 9 1/2. I remember the wedding invitation.
Fred: Well, closer to 10 than 9. By the way, uh, you married?
Fred: Must be awful dull for a bachelor to take out a married woman.
Wilbur: Matter of fact, I find them far more interesting.