The Flintstones

Season 5 Episode 20

Moonlight and Maintenance

Aired Friday 8:30 PM Jan 29, 1965 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • Slate: Hello? Anybody here?
      (Fred appears in disguise and using a snooty accent)
      Fred: May I be of service?
      Slate: Yes. I'm thinking of renting an apartment.
      Fred: Sorry, sir. There's nothing available except the penthouse. And you wouldn't be interested in that. Extremely expensive, you know.
      Slate: Well, I didn't want to go too high.
      Fred: I don't blame you, sir. Goodbye.
      Slate: But now that I'm here, I might as well look at it.
      Fred: Uh...yeah. All right. Uh, shall we walk up?
      Slate: Walk? What's wrong with the elevator?
      Fred: Elevator? Oh, I say, you are spoofy. Why, the elevator hasn't worked in months.
      Slate: But it--but it's 10 stories.
      Fred: How about that? Ho ho ho.
      (Moments later, Fred reaches the 10th floor)
      Fred: (panting) If you can't make it, we'll just forget about it.
      Slate: What do you mean can't make it? (immediately runs up the stairs) This is great exercise. I wouldn't care if you never fix the elevator.
      Fred: (in his normal voice) Oh, boy.