A little yellow speck appears in front of Barney's eyes when he is talking to Betty at the auditions.
Fred: Wha-wha-wha...Where is everybody?
Barney: Everybody and everything left for Hollyrock half an hour ago.
Fred: You mean I've been holding my breath for over half an hour?
Barney: Yeah, and just don't hold your breath till you replace Gary Granite, either.
Fred: Yeah, I know. I know something else, too. I've been a chump. A great big, fat, C-H-U-M-P...Dope.
Director: You are only great. And now, here's the ending of the picture which is also only great. By the way, did the writer write an ending?
Prop Man: You're joking. Do you know what a writer costs?
Director: Never mind. We'll ad-lib an ending.
Policeman: (sees Fred drive by in his monster suit) Oh, boy! I've got to stop eating in those cheap restaurants.
Barney: Hi, Betty. Your bird bit was great.
Betty: Thanks, Barney, but you know it laid a big, fat speckled egg.
Barney: Hey Fred, what're you doing down here?
Fred: Oh, boy. Eh...Um...I just came to see how many numbskulls would show up.
Barney: (laughs) It looks like one more numbskull showed up than I expected.
Mr. Sandstone: (talking about the movie) Who's in it?
Director: Gary Granite, Rock Pile, and a new girl.
Mr. Sandstone: Yes, what's her name?
Director: Wednesday Tuesday. Or is it Tuesday Wednesday? I can't remember.
Wilma: Let's face it: There's a little ham in every husband.
This episode was recorded on 6-22-60.
Gary Granite & Rock Pile
Funny reference to popular actors of the day Cary Grant & Rock Hudson.